Flu was suspended yesterday in favour of exhaustion and euphoria.

I'm 15 but I've already been part of two successful Guinness Record breaking attempts.

Which is cool. Now watch the count down.

This is an awareness test.

The British are funny.

(You crazy kids. Thanks to Sarah and Sirin for showing me this .)

I have a pillow.

It is blue.

Pillow and I like to play and wreck havoc.

From right: Me and Pillow

Pillow is my bestest best friend.

It says there is no such superlative as bestest.

But I tell it to shut up.

Sanity: A faraway place.

Images are copyrighted even though I can't really draw.

Squiggle Squiggle Dash Dash.

I learnt that from a art programme.

Its how you're suppose to draw humans when you're lazy and still want to look artsy.

In order to score for 'O' Levels. I 've decided to clear the clutter in my life.

I have narrowed it all down to three faiths which I will be holding on to very tightly for the rest of the year.

1) Avatar the Last Airbender will air, sometime before my O levels.

2) I will not fail another maths test for the rest of the year.

3)People will always talk an enormous amount of shit. However, it is acceptable.


Yeah, I have no idea how any of it is suppose to help me achieve my goals.

Now, who wants to see me juggle irate monkeys while balancing a Ming Dynasty vase on my head?

Waitresses must have a diploma in dancing.

There is no other explanation for the way they pile dishes in thier hands and still manage to pirouette away from children running amok in the restaurant.

I envy their grace.

Dear Swensens,

Your steak tastes like frozen beef wonderland.

Love,
Beverly
p.s your mushroom sauce sucks as well.

We glance at each other in contempt and then plug into our respective MP3 players.

I love the whole 'getting to know your neighbours' culture here.

Happy

Day!





Would you like to talk adoringly about Pi?
Would you like to make a Pi pie?
How many Pi numbers have you memorized today?

Rifling through my older posts, I was struck by some sort of sick fascination.

If I could go back and look at Beverly Version 2005, I would demand an explanation for her foolishness.

Then I would smack her.

On second thought, I would probably just smack her.

Vanessa said I was a bimbo back in sec one.

I kind of disagree because bimbos would actually have more sense then I did.

So I can now mark "Search My Dark Corners" off my to do list.

I have already lived my dark corners.
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CIP was bleak.

It rained, the room smelled like 'children who got on life with materialistic love'
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Working on my last Sims movie.

It's been a blast so far.

Before I devote my entire existence to my impending doom, I will be giving back to you guys a little laughter at my expense.

I think my blogging falls into a vicious cycle whereby i first start posting all these pictures and then dwindle into some nonsensical thoughts before finally halting at some self reflective piece which is almost as excruciating to write as it is to read.

For some days afterwards, I am repulsed and refuse to set finger upon the dashboard.

Yeah well, I'll just pick it from the nonsensical bit then.

This is called My Holidays: What I did, what i didn't do and what I thought about doing but was too lazy to actually get to it.

Saturday
I thought I had some sweets left from last week and popped them into my mouth without looking.
Then, I spat it out because green beans look a lot like Nerds. Except greener.
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Sunday
Today I learnt how to memorise 30 words in ten minutes.

It makes for good party tricks.
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Monday (Déjà vu)
from Habbo hotel
Hobbo666 says:"WAT?!1111"

hespiria says"Chinese people are not Germans"

Hobbo666 says:"ITzz THE SAM CHINESE NAZI"

hespiria says:"Do i know you?"

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Tuesday
Your frown tells me to act my age.

Then again, you know I suck at math.

Beverly,
Challenge yourself to perform beyond expectation. I am confident that you can do it- a L1R5 of 6 would be nice.
Mrs Goh KC

A message like that could have been unremarkable, generic and wrapped up in so many layers of nothingness that it loses any kind of sincerity it possessed in the first place.

Yet,on which universe where you will find a Vice Principal who will write an encouraging message on 300 odd report slips then apologize for making it look ugly?

Yeah well,
Our school rocks in mysterious ways.
...and I always thought the report slip could do with a little embellishment.

the message was perfect.

Summaries

One Sentence Rant:

Which part of Rising Before the Sun help in my studies?

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Brief Description: Parodying Korean dramas (filming commences term 2)-

A wedding is about to commence. Cut to scenes between the wedding and a girl running. Girl is hit by bus as the guy says 'I do'. Then he adds '...not' and runs slow mo to the pedestrian walking. He gets hit too. This is the grand finale. In addition, there will be no actual korean spoken and subtitles will be placed across faces.

What we did for the community today:

Question everything.