Plane Geometry test, tomorrow.

Mathematics tuition. 8pm-10pm.

8.45pm

My tuition teacher leans over and examines what I'm doing. Normally I would be protective and freeze but it seems that the question took care of that, being difficult and all.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"Trying to use the midpoint theorem." I say. I'm not really trying at all.

"Midpoint theorem. Really?"

"Really."

"How much success are you having?"

"Zero."

9.18pm

"-mandarin profanity-, I'm beginning to hate this topic," he mutters under his breath but I can hear every single word anyway.

"If life is fair, why do roses have thorns?"

Cue weird looks.

9.45pm

"Okay so there is no name for this theorem yet but it is very important to remember this result that if the angle is bisected then-"

"Wait, how do I support the proof then? Name it the 'if it's wrong blame the 10 year series'?"






I bet Karma is going to have a hell of a party seeing how nasty I am to tuition teachers.

I did a hair flip icon.

This is my favourite animated icon I have done so far.

It opens a whole new world of possibilities.

Awesome!

If i don't find my pencil case tomorrow...

I will write with charcoal and request for a cave wall.

"How many so far?"

"6 out of 13"

"Does smiling count?"

"No."

"That's pathetic. Less than half the people said good morning back."
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I had strange dream where my best friend was that Hannah Montana best friend's whose name escapes me.

It doesn't make trippy dream logic sense because I don't watch the show.

But then, her hair turned brunette which makes it okay. I guess.

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"Then the guy from the matrix said "You failed to protect the innocent" and I said "I'm 15 I don't want to protect the innocent."

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I lost my pencil case.

Naturally, it had to be guarded by a pixel game boy snow queen.

And i couldn't get pass her.

She burned it with her ice ray.
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"Nice day huh."

"Shut up."

I'm amused too.

Can't structure a coherent thought on our win except "Gee, what are 3500 extra tourist going to do here?"

My thoughts are on post its anyway. They are all over the place and some have lost their sticky tape thing and fallen, somewhere.

I must really go off to collect them.

Upon reflection on my life I have reached a startling conclusion.

Everything would have been much better if a zombie was present.

Trying to write 36 valentine's day cards with original messages is not fun after the initial few.

Which is why most messages range from sounding cordial to sheer insanity and a hippie on cactus juice.

I mean, I wrote pixie dust for a few cards but Valentine's day has nothing to do with pixie dust!

It's more like showers of commercialism raining in the Hallmark headquarters but it's not pleasant to say things like that.

Also,

High School Musical: Singapore

Elitism coming to screens near you in a series of bad songs and unimaginative spasms(dancing? no idea.)

HAHAHAHAHA.

I'm sorry but no.

Why don't they start up more campaigns?

Useful ones like oh I don't know,
Compulsory stagings of Avenue Q for children?

A good dose of realism that's what the tweens need.

Tennis is obviously not my game.

When my racket does occasionally touch the ball, it disappears mysteriously.

Only to hit me later on.

How does that even happen.

It's funny how I don't have any relatives in Singapore. It means I spend Chinese New Year wandering around the vast emptiness of Orchard Road.

Which is fun, but not as fun as them closing down the whole of Orchard Road for people to walk under the ERP gantry's and go 'beep'.

Which is not something I do, of course.

The Hush Sound is releasing their new album soon, Goodbye Blues

Heard the first two songs, Honey and Medicine Man.

Sounds really familiar to their other songs. I hope they are not going to sound the same as their last album because that would be boring.

Juno is getting released next week.

Michael Cera is also in another movie called Nick and Norah's Infinite playlist.

I liked the book but it's strange it's being turned into a movie. I imagine another successful album. The movie would just dull the jarring lull of the book,

This post sounds like a list.

Crossing it off my 101 things you should do when you're suppose to be pretending to do something else.

I really shouldn't be left alone.

I shall draw Michael one day!

On a New Year stupor note:

My dad decided to do something different this year for Chinese New Year.

He bought roses.

Dad: What? They were all out of chrysanthemum

53 words

free Touch typing

Happy Chinese New Year Everyone.

I find it a mouthful to say and the wording of the greeting never seems right.

Tiffany hates her sister.

"Why did you buy that book? The spelling is off."

"Because," I shrug.

"Why are you wearing pink?"

"Why not?"

"I hate the shirt."

"Kay."

Tiffany holds her trumpet high and blasts a high C right into my face.


My answers are justified.

How to stop a ringing phone(during class) for dummies

Tactic #1
Pull out phone and very subtly bang it against the table while telling it to shut up.

Dice.

Ohh, snakes eyes.

Today I shall bring you my first series of badges.


Set Title: Nicknames

Probably no relevance to you whatsoever but I do so love my right angled triangle.

All these are my December projects so I thought it would be nice to release the second machinima project I am working on.

Tentatively entitled monster. The first edit was full of bad camera pans and whatnot. It was suppose to be a birthday present but I couldn't finish it in 4 days so now its a project that I'm hoping to develop into something bigger than my first movie.

So details!

Title: Monster
Genre: Fantasy
Characters: A lord, a lady, lots of misc. evil fairies, me, and my friend.

Plot: This story cast two average girls into danger as they discover a psychedelic world in their backyard with nasty truths and twisted innocence.

Trailer:




Truth to be told, its not really psychedelic in the trailer. Rather dark. But that's just because I haven't built the psychedelic set yet.

T-shirt obsessions.

Its easier to work for something when you have a specific theme in mind.

This on is made up of a series of heavily borrowed taglines. And aquatic animals.

Close Ups:

This is a whale.Then there is a mockingbird on top of it. Guess what reference that is making.

Oh and a cookie for all who get the whale+tagline+whale's weight thing.


And here it is again, slightly altered.


Translation:
Fact:Nothing is impossible.
This is one of the versions i'm posting up of the goldfish. I hope to finish my other one soon where the fish is in a helium filled ballooon of water floating in the sky. Much more convenient.

Damn it, i have to make buttons for all these things.

Next up, my Badges project!

Edit/I spelled truth wrongly. Darn it. Will change it later.

The bus moves sluggishly.

In fact,I am pretty certain this is what slugs are reincarnated to.

Big slabs of metals on wheels that moves as if its going to get a heart stroke if they drive above 30km/h.

Singapore buses smell funny. It hasn't changed since I complained about getting on my very first bus in 1997 (haze,heat what more of a atrocious weather can you ask for?)

The scent is acrid. It's a mix of sweat, old plastic and a curious attempt at disinfection(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.).

Sure,maybe it's wonderful compared to those in India but all the same it's funny that we are able to spend money setting up more ERP gantrys yet not able to upgrade our buses.

Oh right I forgot, ERP generates more money.

Well FOOEY TO YOU then.