You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

You Are 22% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

Alas, exposed!

An Msn Display pic.Mini Version of the big photoshopped piece;)So you guys can use it and stuff:) -shuffles off- 

Waha.Finally Finished,Turned out a bit messier then i had imagined.But-shrugs-3> 2 Unity :) 

Holidays

If its the holiday spirit settling in i don't give it much.The weather left me with a splitting headache.

It was fantastic that kino had a booksale ofcourse. 20% discount :) Bought two books which i will probaly finish by tomorrow which will then render them useless for the time being.

Oh joy.

Maybe i should get cracking with that story.Yes, felicia i will give you the chapters.

Nothing been happening much although my parents are very enthusiastuc about waking me up at 7am to go for a walk along the circumference of Bishan Park.Its not bad actually,there is alot more to see during sunrise.Or being close to it.

Perhaps i should stick a writing or some photoshpo pieces later.

The 2 unity class photos turned out nice,maybe i should post them too.
-shrugs-
At least the blog is somewhere i can talk to myself and not be accused of being an escapee from an asylum.

Thoughts.

Something photoshopped before i turn in for the night 

You think that all of us won't see each other again the way so many cameras flashed.

Don't worry.We still have about 5 months to go.We can stare at each other till we get are sick of it.But it was nice to take class photos and such

It would be nicer still if those with the pictures would circulate them like they do with chainmails.

Cheers for 2 Unity:)

SO now that schools out i think i am suppose to gorge myself on " free" time.

Only that the schools don't really make it that free.Revision and homework " shouldn't take up more then half of your holidays" or something along those lines.

I stand here thus so amazedly.
The school really does have the cheek.Brazen little blighters.

I have taken to reading again,something that i haven't been doing regularly.Until i reach the library i guess i will just stay at home and read some classics.

So far into my holidays, i haven't done much cept for maybe moping about.I need something to do.Anything BUT homework though...

Yes.Boredom would nicely cover that.
Because i have free time.
I shall write more.

-thinking sound-

Oh yes.
Hmm say that one day you could rule only either Dreams or Reality.

Which would you choose?Reality where all of us miserable people are put to a test against? The totalitly of all things actually being real and solid and other stuff like that.Total stability.

Or dreams? Imagination?Wild ideas running uncontrolled?
Whats the word?Freedom.

It would certainly be difficult.But i think at this point in time i choose dreams.

Because ain't dreams the place where realities are born

free enneagram test

Hello brainiac? Is that you, more comfortable in the world of ideas than at a party?
Investigators, or Type Fives, are the intense intellectuals of the Enneagram wheel. Curiosity may have killed the cat, but that doesn't keep Type Fives from exploring any idea they can get their heads around. Investigator types are innovative thinkers--they love to find new ways of doing things. And they often do--many a historical figure or national hero turns out to be a Type Five. As an Investigator, you may enjoy time spent reading and studying. Some Fives feel a little isolated from other people, but for the most part they are extremely perceptive, focused individuals.


For the most part i don't get why i keep getting the same type of results when i do a personality quiz.
I mean i don't view myself that way.
omg.

I think i am in denial.

The topic sort of came up after my sister managed to flung her minced chicken meet halfway acroos the living room with her chopsticks.

So far i am good with fowl meat ,cow and some pig i guess.

I am not a fanatical meat lover or anything but i am most definetly not turning vegeterian.

It just wouldn't be natural if i used protein pills in place of all the meat that i am actually supposed to be having.

I most certaintly wouldn't survive on just greens and tofu either.

Although,the populat meat we eat,mutton,pork etc... we eat is all good. There are some kinds i can't taste without having the sinking feeling that i am going to throw up.

For example, i don't think i will be eating deer meat anytime soon. Contary to popular belief that it is STILL meat and food.I find it revoulting.

That peice of dead meat of the table remind me of disneyesque picture of a deer with it fustratingly naive eyes and long spinel and graceful legs.Not to mention the white spots and soft brown tinted fur.No i have not been watching Bambi.

Anyway,i just have got no heart to eat it after thinking about that.

Same rules goes for kangaroos,however i must say i have been scared that they would actually be world class boxers and might punch me.It has happened before.

Don't get me started on turtles.HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF REMOVING THE POOR ANIMAL FROM ITS SHELL AND THEN COMSUMING IT HAVE YOU NOT SEEN TERRAPINS BEFORE?

Some people are just mean.

Name 20 people you can think of right now. Don't read the questions until you have named the 20 people. At the end of this, choose 5 people to do this.
1. Beverly
2. Felicia
3.Weiling
4. Yinyee
5. Marilyn
6. Grace
7. Stephanie
8. Louisa
9. Francessca
10.Vanessa
11. Mei Xuan
12. Chloe
13. Panshin
14. Sylvia
15. Isabelle
16. Alethea
17. Weilin
18.Hui Tong
19. Tracy
20. Spongebob?

How did you meet #14?
I stood beside her in our indexed numbered lines? and she bothered me.

What would you do if you never met#1?
Would have never been alive?

What would you do if #9 and #20 dated?
I don't know Fran's already has a husband.The toilets!
Probaly tattle on her.lol.

Do you ever like #19?
What are you trying to imply? I like everyone including #19

Would #6 and #17 make a good couple?
Hmm...wait abit,yes,no,NO.Definetly not.Lesbian couples are not socially acceptable:)

Describe #3
Spunky

#8 is attractive?
Cna't tell.But if you like cookie monsters....

Tell me something about #7
Shes a girl and my longest standing friend:)

Do you know any of #12's family members?
sadly no.

What's #8's fav?
She likes the ice guy in X-men *evil laughter*

What would you do if #18 confess that he/she likes you?
-slowly backs away- not normal.

What language does #15 speaks?
English.and french i guess

Who's #9 going out with?
No one is particular,but who knows...

How old is #16?
14

When was the last time you spoke to #13?
On friday.I told her to keep qiuet

Who is #2 fav singer/band?
not sure,but we pretty much listen to the same thing

Would you ever date #4?
NO.

Would you ever date #7?
NO

#15 single?
yeah.

What is #10 last name?
Ho.

Would you ever be in a relationship with #11?
These dating questions are not appilcable.

School of #3?
St Nicks

Where does #6 lives?
Can't tell you lest you stalk her

What's your fav thing about #5?
Wacky

Have you seen #1 naked?
Ofcourse.

CHOSEN 5 PEOPLE:
-shrugs- i am not forcing you to do this,you have the right to say no.
Yinyee
Panshin
Chole
Stephanie
Louisa

Tulips! My latest design is up.LOL. I love self-promoting-hugs- Link to Blogskin:Tulip Blogskin
 

The Da Vinci Code.

Amid all the adult controversies and the challenges posed to Dan Brown.

I have come to a simple conclusion: Adults are so shortsighted.

Its a book for pete's sake.A book Catergorised as fiction, for all those ninny-wits out there who don't know what F-I-C-T-I-O-N is I will be so kind as to even DEFINE it for you.


1. A literary work whose content is produced by the imagination and is not necessarily based on fact.
2. The category of literature comprising works of this kind, including novels and short stories.

IMAGINATION. I think some of our readers are lacking that.However for the sake of argument that whaterver that is written in the book is a lie.

4. Something untrue that is intentionally represented as true by the narrator.

Goodness! Ofcourse if you were an author you would want people to believe your story.Make it so real that it really gets the reader thinking,is this true? It gets the readers scratching their head, USING THEIR BRAIN,to reflect on whats true.

That makes A GOOD BOOK


Its fiction.Whats in the book ain't entirely true. Read Snow White or little mermaid or whatever fairytales.You think there are really half naked human fishes swimming in the depth of our oceans and falling in love with some prince. You think there is a woman so perfect as Snow White who would stand to live in dwarves houses or accept an apple from a hag? OFCOURSE NOT.

Don't tell me you take each fact at face value and then try to disect something so superficial as words... Read between the lines! Read the meaning not just the facts that the Dan wants you to believe. Its like reading the morals of the stories from fairy tales.

Besides everything in the book is just a theory, a big IF.

You don't have to be so uptight about it.Its an idea.

Its like a two year coming up with a theory that strawberries should by right taste like drinking straws since its a STRAWberry

You will just laugh it off right? I mean its so silly, but its an opinion.

Similarly,people shouldn't react so strongly about theories.and fiction.

I also hate it when people try to defame the book when they haven't properly read it.
Today in Straits Times, life section, there was just this guy proudly proclaiming that he hadn't read the book. Then he says the book is about the bible being untrue.

Dan Brown never said that, he said the bible was true but maybe not all true since there is historical evidence that the gospels in the bible was voted upon.

And to all those who can't sift through real facts from fiction.Don't even try to read the book.

Stay away from me.

---Ends Tranmission--

This was TOO honest,too funny,too genuine to let go.


COOKIE MONSTER
SEARCHES DEEP WITHIN
HIMSELF AND ASKS: IS ME
REALLY MONSTER?
BY ANDY F. BRYAN
- - - -

Me know. Me have problem.

Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.

When me get back to apartment, after cookie binge, me can't stand looking in mirror—fur matted with chocolate-chip smears and infested with crumbs. Me try but me never able to wash all of them out. Me don't think me is monster. Me just furry blue person who love cookies too much. Me no ask for it. Me just born that way.

Me was thinking and me just don't get it. Why is me a monster? No one else called monster on Sesame Street. Well, no one who isn't really monster. Two-Headed Monster have two heads, so he real monster. Herry Monster strong and look angry, so he probably real monster, too. But is me really monster?

Me thinks me have serious problem. Me thinks me addicted. But since when it acceptable to call addict monster? It affliction. It disease. It burden. But does it make me monster?

How can they be so callous? Me know there something wrong with me, but who in Sesame Street doesn't suffer from mental disease or psychological disorder? They don't call the vampire with math fetish monster, and me pretty sure he undead and drinks blood. No one calls Grover monster, despite frequent delusional episodes and obsessive-compulsive tendencies. And the obnoxious red Grover—oh, what his name?—Elmo! Yes, Elmo live all day in imaginary world and no one call him monster. No, they think he cute. And Big Bird! Don't get me started on Big Bird! He unnaturally gigantic talking canary! How is that not monster? Snuffleupagus not supposed to exist—woolly mammoths extinct. His very existence monstrous. Me least like monster. Me maybe have unhealthy obsession, but me no monster.

No. Me wrong. Me too hard on self. Me no have unhealthy obsession. Me love cookies, but it no hurt anyone. Me just enthusiast. Everyone has something they like most, something they get excited about. Why not me? Me perfectly normal. Me like cookies. So what? Cookies delicious. Cookies do not make one monster. Everyone loves cookies.

Me no monster. Me OK guy. Me OK guy who eat cookies.

Who me kidding? Me know me never actually eat cookies. Me only crumble cookies in mouth, but me no swallow. Me can't swallow. Me no have no esophagus. Me no have no trachea. Me only have black fabric throat. Me not supposed to be able to even talk.

Me no eat cookies.

Me destroy cookies.

Me crush cookies.

Me mutilate cookies.

Me make it so no one get cookies.

Everyone right. Me really is cookie monster.

From:
mcsweeneys

Its very nice to absorb the atmosphere of your friendly neighbour hood mini mart.

What with their dim lighting,dusty shelves and all sorts of stuff most from China.

Besides you get to meet very interesting people.

For example, you might just run across your resident lao ah pek. Shifting slightly from side to side, a big jade ring oh his finger. His nose seem to be permenantly occupied with a tube...Those that you stick in your nose to clear you blockage of snot. Like this:



I don't really get how they stand it though,wandering arounding with a tube stuck out of their noses.

Oh yes they there is your aunties, you never seem to fail to catch them talking to the shopkeeper.You stand patiently(not) waiting for them to finish their coversation at the counter,while tuning in to the constant hot topics of the school examinations oh and the tuition fees



Ofcourse the fad of golden highlighted hair and reddish borwn hair still seems to be well-loved by the aunties.

---End Transmission---

Believe me

Believe me.

I have this tendency to walk straight into things that do not concern me. At all.

But somehow. They find me. And then I become the sole reason the problem exists.Otherwise,I am the wall that keeps the damned problem from collapsing.

The worst part? I am sworn to secrecy I am also not allowed to shout profanities at the person who makes me mad because.

I cannot very well do verbal sparring with a 12 year old.

Besides I do not have enough vocabulary to verbally abuse this person while staying away from the 4 lettered words.

Being grammatically correct is also a big concern.

Its just this mixture of profoundly embarrassing words inside a helium filled balloon waiting to burst.

Its times like these that I wish I could throw caution to the winds.

Just bubbling. And Bubbling.

HELL BROTH.

Right

Right.

I think I could get used to a four days work week.

I am not even sure I am glad that term is drawing to an end.

I mean that’s half of a year gone. I would like to put an emphasis on gone, because well,you cannot chase after something that’s gone.

Each day barely registers, I don’t think the memories this year are inscribed deep or anything because amidst the flurry of rapid conversation and work.

Some things are just forgotten.

Which is sad. Really sad. Although I am trying my best to capture each moment as it travels at the speed of light.

Which I must remind you, the speed of light 1,079,252,848.8  kilometres per hour, so there you go me traveling at snails pace while light zooms pass.

I think the most significant memory I have for this week is when Yinyee discovered worms in the soil of our school  making Lou ,Val and me rethink about using soil for our science experiment. Yes, please you may utter your various sounds of disgust right now.

Then again there is all the hype about the monitors and prefects.

From my view, its still a sensitive issue -pokes-

Yes, I love glazing through my posts.

Hey

Posted something new on the video section.

Will appear 10mins after this post.

 

Dobby! Did not like how this one turned out...Shows my lack of colour co-ordination but then again dobby dosen't have it either does he.. 

 
Scadolous! I know...but couldn't resist anyway.Its so sweet! I like how the background turned out in this one! 

Fleur

 

Oh joy its Fleur.Personally i think i have done something wrong to her...Her eyes?hmmmm where did i go wrong 

Pottery,
It allows you to get creatuve,get funky and ofcourse the perfect excuse to make your pot uneven because of the recently preached wabi-sabi theory.Perfection in Imperfection,i tell you.

but honestly does it still count if your pot falls apart? I am guessing not.

Still i love it as a professional excuse to fall back on the days where we had fun with some coloured clay alternatively known as play-doh

ChildHood Bliss:)

I think i am going through and inspirational blockage period because i have already run out of ideas to entertani myself. Yey

Oh and next week i promised my senior to take the photos for netball. Anothor extra load to lug around after school.
Oh hell.Since i have nothing to write about i might as well recite algebric expressions

(a+b) 2= a2+2ab+b2

(a-b) 2=a2-2ab+b2

(a-b)(a+b)=a2-b2

Sigh

Its very strangeI ha

Its very strange.I have met few people who actually enjoys drinking fresh milk.And just when we need it most.

I don’t blame them though.

Milk is weird tasting and smelling.

Lactose intolerant!!

Heehee Coloured another this one of the birds before she sends them after ron.Hermy looks so cute! 

Another One i coloured :)) This one is the scene before she sends the bird after him.Hermy looks cute when angry! 

Another Coloured one.This Time of Ginny:)) 

and i used adobe to finally colour it to this!!! i am so happy i finally found out how!!!!Although there is room for improvement..Still!!!:)))) 

I am so PHYCHED i managed to transform this picture.Which is from http://lberghol.livejournal.com/ go check it out its awesome.This is hermione by the way