Let us silently contemplate

That guy from RI is so cute, he gives the best lines/quotes in the whole of the Arena Debate.

-digs up archives-

Anyway, just took my personality test and found my old one. Apparently, I am still in fact an INTJ (somethings just don't change) but apparently i have gotten a lot more disorganized.

-finds some thing-


Dug this up, it was the one and single brilliant quote that i have managed to come up with:

All the wrong people with the right chemistry set



Just got me wondering, what makes a class personality? Does a class, by class i mean 37 pupils who face each other for a minimum of 6 hours everyday,take on some of the more outspoken personality or does each individual person contribute a little of their own character to build up a collage?


This is a serious case of meandering thoughts. Shall answer my own question when time allows.

Did you know there this whole undiscovered trove of weird,wonderful and absolutely wacky animations on the Internet?


I didn't.

Which is why i will be putting up the links to the animations here.They are just all so good, some creepy (dead television sets), some lovely (a symphony of never before seen flowers).
(ps don't click the pictures.Click the watch link)


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This is a story ad for Vodaphone, tracking the life of the mayfly. Its hard to believe but insects make pretty good fluff..Watch





Its a shampoo ad with hair that washes its own dirt. Love this stop-motion one and the gothic setting.Watch



Short Films:




This one is about a story of a japanese girl who finds a hidden world of beauty beneah the cold facade of London.Its always a bit of a novelty to see live-action weaved with animation and ofcourse this film is beautiful..Watch





Welcome to the world of plants that blink eyes,grow stalks and bloom acrons.It is the symphony of plants that we hope to see but sadly never will..Watch




Once upon a time there was a girl and a cow.Then they got seperated by a flu and a nasty incident with a foul-mouthed bee. Lovely art,its cardboard cut outs. With style..Watch
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Since we are already talking about videos watch this one. Yes,we've all had the song "true colours" stick like gum to our minds for a while and we all know about the Self-esteem fund Dove is running. Everyone is talking asbout how good the initiative is but apart from generating hype,i'm not sure it has really made a permeneant mark on people's mindsets. Well its the first step.



This is the new Dove ad named Evolution:






"No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted"

Now look at its parody:


"Thank god our perception of beauty is distorted"

That is all:)

My father on the inconsistency of milk drinking:

I'm a tragically misunderstood person!

Seriously.LOL.

I figured that blood in my head would make me think faster thereby explaining why I'm against the wall, upside down and typing this like a neurotic moth.

I say neurotic because staying upside down requires me to swing my legs like mad in the air.

The thing is, if the theory is true, i need all the blood that i can get. Its going to be one hell of a weekend( me blogging here does not disprove the fact), as the school term nearly collides with its end.

A mental mantra of "There is always people worse off then me" isn't really helping much because truly,at this very moment i can only feel self pity as i look at Chinese characters that i have to learn and promptly forget again. (They do have an irritating habit of doing that in my mind)


The last two weeks of a 10 week mental marathon is never fun.

[p.s I've just clicked spell check and there are no misspellings found.Working upside really does have its rewards:) ]

So I thought I should start from here. Feburary 14, 7.43pm and my third Valentine’s Day at St Nicholas Secondary School.

The thing about having Valentine ’s Day in a girl’s school is that you have no boys to gush or waste your energy on. Well, there is to be no such thing as a wasted hallmark holiday! So, how do we solve the problem.

Some girl from the ancient year 2000 : Eureaka,I know, I will give every one sweets and say I’m celebrating the love of friendship.( excitedly whispers it to
a friend who is not paying any attention to the assembly. Something about morals
right?)

Girl’s Friend : (makes a face) Ew, isn’t that like lesbian.

Some girl : ( whacks) No. We are celebrating sisterly love you know the
thing in our pledge. What was it again?

Girl’s friend : jie mei tong xin?

Some girl: Right, that’s the one. I've got to start reciting the pledge
soon.

So they happily gave some sweets and WHAM it became a tradition.

Funny how these things come about. So once a year in our school, its gets a total revamp and turns into candyland.

Our teachers say the darnest things. It would be difficult to collate it here. But today he bought in a poem which I ignored because I was too busy squirming in my seat.

You see, he had a brilliant idea of doing a dramatic reading which was a fact lost in the course of shock that he was doing a dramatic reading with another female colleague.

A love poem no less.

It’s a little like cutting yourself with a blunt butter knife because hearing them is a little excruciating. Not that the gesture wasn’t ,erm ,kind.

You should know how it is.

On the other hand. 37 roses.

Irritatingly sweet

Quote of the day:

Law student: I learned in my International Law class that diplomats can
park wherever they want and not get ticketed.

Friend: You had to go to friggin'
law school to learn that? I learned that from The Princess Diaries.

Source:http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

Its a photo manipulation! I was suppose to be doing a banner for some sell out boy band but i sidetracked and thought poison was so much better.

I liked how it turned out, the vintage diary thing, and ofcourse the idea stemmed from Truth but i don't think the sinister theme would give any positive vibes.

Stock Image: www.sxc.hu (Brilliant site for plain stock photos.Bloody useful for project work)

Brushes:http://ca-pris.livejournal.com/ (Adobe Photoshop users.Great vintage downlaods)

I would love feedback on this piece!

Disclaimer: Movie Review. Reading this could cause loud disagreement's and a tankful of rotten tomatoes.

Before I have to write a piece waxing lyricals about the movie (totally optional though) I have to siphon all negative feelings it.

Okay, so the Oscarness was probably radiating off the screen .You can almost hear it between the iambic pentameter screenplay. “Pick me! MEEEE!”

I agree that the set was wow and the costume were even better and all the little details that the director bothered to fill in. The cinematography was lovely right down to the cobblestones in the street but the whole plot was so flimsy.

Like wet tissue paper.

It’s being held up by eye candy and I don’t think I can deal with it. Strip away all the dust and glory and nothing will be there.

Perhaps you argue that the romance was overwhelming and Gwyneth Paltrow with Joseph Fiennes simply exuded chemistry and pureness and what not.

Love at first sight? Can a film be held up by passion alone?

I think not.

Twirling capes and hidden scandals may all be very well but here in this film it just fell a little flat.

Finished the gross parody on the speech Wear Sunscreen.

Listen:








In case you can't follow here are the words :

Is this thing on?
What??
What do you mean i'm on liive!!!!!


Shit!!!!!????




Ladies and gentleman of the Class
of Monkeys...

Wear flowers...

If I could offer you only one tip
for the future..flowers would be it. Of course, there are other things that can
be put onto your head, but flowers would be nice... since they are probably non
lethal.. and you can help disperse the seeds on your way ..like how i will
dispense this advice now...



Youth,is often wasted on the young.
Of course, there is no such thing. If you dont squander it now, you will never
grow old and wise enough to utter those words...

Worry about the future.
Do something about it. Hug trees, dance the conga and dont talk so much. You’re
contributing too much carbon dioxide...

Do one thing every day that
annoys others.

Skip..

Learn how to fold paper hearts. They will
come in handy on valentines day...

Eeaaat...

Dont waste time on
trying to convince fan girls that their idol is full of fluff. It is a battle
you have lost before you have even began...

Try ,and ,lick your elbow.
If you succeed in doing this, tell me how....

Dont send scented love
letters. Dont send clichéd messages either. And dont divorce with someone over
sms...

Yawn..

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want
to do with your life. Look at Harry Potter, he knows what’s going to happen and
what he has to do in his life...
Look at his remaining options...

Drink vitamins, study the nutrition pyramid. If you want to go on a
diet,stick to it....

Maybe the palm lines on your hand are complicated.
Maybe they tell you your husbands going to be really cute, maybe they dont...
You may have hordes of children or maybe you will stay a spinster for life. .It
doesnt matter..We can always do further palm reading during assembly ,and who
believes in all those lines anyway....

Dont get parasites. Wash your
hands while singing Happy Birthday and quit rubbing your eyes that much...

Dance, even though you look like a cardboard monkey while doing it...

Make a cardboard monkey and dance the salsa with it....

Read
beauty magazines. Scrawl on them and act like an emo youth while you are at
it....

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you
should hold on.
Understand that enemies are a nice past time But do not
overdo it. They could control your life....

Be nice to geeks, they will
probably be your future boss....

Live in Laalaaland once. Leave before
you turn into a nonsensical teletubby...

Day dream ...

Accept
certain inalienable truths...PowerPoint was invented to torture you. Ipods are
cool. The moral of snow white is never eat apples.

Pink is sin.
Pink
is outlawed. Although angst stems from sin, pink is sinful. Are we shiny happy
people? No we are not.
Burn the abomination at sight!!

Do not eat
burnt toast..

Do not mess with people's minds...It will only mess up
yours...

Do not act like spoilt children and squabble over little
things...
Act like a spoilt adult and bring things to court....

Advice is over rated and everything you hear here is 0.00000000000001
percent true...

But trust me on this....


My voice sounds
weeeeiiiiiirrrrrd!?

Todays Topic : Inventions

What is the worst invention ever invented?

Stacy: Math

Ding Ding Ding

I only post once a week (just so you know)

Anyway,i'm currently bust remixing up some tunes on Audacity. Its a free music editing software which i finally learnt how to use. Thus i shall post my very own version of Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen). Of course i have an original title for my title. Do you even need to ask?

Its...

EVERYBODY'S FREE (TO WEAR FLOWERS)

-gushes-

Meanwhile, you can download the original inspiring,heart lifting,life-stopping,hear once and tell everyone about it, SPEECH

Download everybody_is_free_to_wear_sunscreen.mp3

Go look up the lyrics yourself. What am, your Internet maid?

Avril does girly, gets hitched and releases a new album almost simultaneously. The album's due March 17 (correct me if i'm wrong) I think she's overdoing it with the pink is the new black thing.

But thats okay,We'll still love her and buy the album when it comes out:)

I will try and write a review if i get my hands on it.

What is that henious warbling...

Oh, its project superstar.

Say hello to Project Superdoom.

This is me, resiging myself to biology and the impending blues of monday.