I ripped this quiz from Daisy's site.Was fed up.Don't ask.

1. Emphasize all lines that apply to you.



I wish I was a different ethnicity.
-Seriously?Not really.But i do like red hair!

I have an eating disorder.
-No.I like food.I like sugar.

I'm short.
-Yes,no.No.It depends if you are looking at me from way above or way below.

I'm tall.
-Again no.

I think I'm really attractive.
-This.I don't know.But i know i glare at people all right:)

I prefer winter over summer.
-I can't decide.They cancel each other out.


I'm a geek.
-I read and i understand what the computers are telling me.Geek:)


I'm a shopaholic.
-I.Hate.Shopping.

I'm reasonably intelligent.
-Reasonably.Enough to give an insult to boys on the net.Enough to pass in school.

I'm attracted to girls.
- Not hormonally.No.But i prefer having girls as friends.

I'm attracted to boys.
-Not that i have socially inteareacted with boys.So thats an unfair statement.

I like British accents.
-Aha.Yes.I love the lilt.Would you like a cup of tea?(points pinky out)

I smoke regularly.
-No.

I drink regularly.
-No.

I smoke socially.
-No.

I drink socially.
-No.I'm 14.

I get drunk easily.
-Not that i know of.But i don't like drinking alot of alcohol.If it means to lose control of yourself.I wouldn't really like it.

I do drugs.
-Drugs are bad.End of story.

I will never date a bad kisser.
-That will be a perception thing wouldn't it? Who defines a bad and a good kisser anyway.

I've lied to avoid kissing them again.
-I haven't kissed.

I brush my hair at least 50 times a night.
-Spoils your hair.

I'm religious.
-No.I have this little phobia about religions.I like to know their philosophy,history and everything though and i believe that there is one god but he has many faces so i guess the best way is to be religious to life.

I'm not religious but have morals.
-Yes,i do.

I lie frequently.
-This might be contradicting the last statement but i lie.Not enough to be called frequently but enough to be called sometimes.

I'm impulsive.
-No.Not really.

I'm hardworking.
-Hah.Yes.I don't think i can pull anything off without hardwork.

I'm good at History.
-No.I don't get the structured questions and everything

I speak more than two languages.
-Yes:) English,Mandarin and Cantonese.Oh wait,thats a dialect.Whatever.

I enjoy taking pictures.
-Yes.But not of me.I enjoy taking pictures of enviroment and sometimes people.

I like spending money on myself.
-Yep,but not often

I like spending money on others.
-I enjoy this more then spending money on myself.

I have a regular income.
-Nope.I have an allowance!

I earn money on a job-by-job basis.
-I would love to get a job.I really do,for the expeirence but i don't know where to start.

I pay my own bills.
-I have no bills to pay

I rely on my parents for money.
-Yes.

I can cook.
-Yes,eggs,instant noodles,french toast and pancakes.Normally breakfast stuff.

I enjoy cleaning.
-Heres the weird thing.I clean everything except my own desk.

Tidiness is a must in my life.
-Not really

I like clutter.
-Yes,but not in important notes.


I enjoy Blonde Redhead.
-What?!

I'm fashion-conscious.
-Nope.Hopelessly not.I know whats going on around me but i don't really need to look innest.

I have good taste.
-This,you have to ask my friends.But on the whole i think i look okay when i get out of house.

People tell me I have good taste.
-I wear my school uni everyday.Sure.I have as much taste as everyone else.

I excel academically.
-Uh huh.Not burning star bright but enough to light my own torch.

I'm told I have yet to fulfill my potential.
-I haven't.Thats why i'm afraid what i am now is completly at my utmost potential.And that means i can't go any higher.Scary thoughts.

I'm good at sports.
-Kinda,sorta.No,not really.

I'm artistically inclined.
-Aha.I can do digital art but whatever else utterly fails me.

I wanna be an artist when I grow up.
-Nope but i do wanna 1.Free-lance Writing 2. Pharmacist 3. Work in google

I wanna be an engineer when I grow up.
-No.I suck at that.

I eat when I'm upset.
-Nope.I eat when i'm HAPPY.

I cannot adapt to change.
-Adapt?I can.I know i can.I keep thinking that i can't but everytime it turns out that i can.

I'm interested in politics.
-ha.I wish i could say i was so engrossed in it.Trusth is i know of whats happening but don't really read too in-depth into it.

I have shoplifted.
-No.

I download MP3s.
--shifts guiltily- Yes.

I've done underage drinking.
-yes.Sparkling wine.Like soda with alcohol.Aha,i think i will take wine over beer:)

I've gone underage clubbing.
-nope.I can't even get into an NC 16 movie.

I can dance reasonably well.
-Can't dance.

I can dance extremely well.
-Refer to above statment.

I dance like a cardboard gorilla.
-Oh. EXACTLY MY SENTIMENTS.

I can sing.
-Yes.I can.You can.Eventhe auntie club down the road warbles songs everytime.

I sing like someone stepped on my foot.
-ha.no not that atrociously,i did some alto choir singing so i know i don't sing like that.

I can swim.
-Alwways can.Inate.

I enjoy surveys.
-Strangly,i do.

I enjoy surveys when I'm bored.
-Even more so.Its just one of the things i like.Ticking off things.

I keep a journal.
-I have my blog and my little black book.

My teachers don't like me.
-they don't remember me.

I enjoy controversy.
-Sometimes,it makes things lively

I can be a bitch/bastard.
-No,i can't.Can't bring myself to it.

I have a thing for bad boys/girls.
-Another no.Not that i have met one.

I have tattoos.
-Haven't you heard,every drop of ink on your skin causes you to lose 11 secs of your life.

I've been in a nudist colony.
-What?no.Its Singapore we are talking aboout here.

I'm not sure if I want to have children.
-I think children are nice.But i don't want to watch another video of it ever again.

I'm not sure if I'll get married.
-I think i will,most probaly,i can't stand being alone.

I know who I will marry.
-I am 14.


I'm interesting.
-Yes,and dark as well Cheerios!

I'm a good liar.
-I think so.

People enjoy talking to me.
-They do,most of the time,when i'm not delusional or annoying them.Right?

I annoy people from time to time.
-Ha,all the time.Its an acquired past time.

I'm a born leader.
-I am a born follower sometimes being the leader because i can't stand it.

I enjoy felching.
-????

I have a foot fetish.
-No.

I have a shoe fetish.
-No.

I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker is pretty.
-She is pretty is a classic kinda way.

I wanna be J.Lo.
-What with the big butt? Nooo....

I cut myself.
-thats stupid.

I've cut myself.
-Thats even stupider.

I hate people who pretend to be suicidal.
-No,i don't hate them.But i wish they would get a grip.

I hate popular people.
-No,i think some popular people actually deserve to be popular.

I think cheerleading is a sport.
-It is.

I'm photogenic.
-I have been told i am:)

I live in Chucks.
-No?

I think graffiti is art.
-Yes,if done porperly.

I have dated a criminal.
-Nope

I have been cheated on.
-Er,no.

I have cheated on someone.
-No.

I have a temper.
-Yes,its flares,rarely but it does.

I like playgrounds.
-I like swings

I dance in the rain.
-I am singing in the rain....

I'm obsessed with Shakespeare.
-No,not with his pompous pants.But his story plots are intersting.

My favorite color is pink.
-No.

My favourite color is black.
-My fav colours are purple,white,green,brown.

I would classify myself as emo.
-No,im not.

I'm musically inclined.
-Musically declines.Dropped out of piano in Grade 2.

I like listening to music.
-Yes:)

I like music-blasting cars.
-No,they are a nuisince.I shall curse the air they pollute.

I like flip-flops.
-no.

I know what monogamy is...and I believe in it.
-Yes,I do.If you mean it,take it seriously.

I wanna be a social worker when I grow up.
-No,but its a posibily.

I believe in LOVE.
-Love,yes.If hope and faith and all these thing that you cna't touch exist.Love surely does.Everywhere:)


Note/:Like every one else i'm taking a Hiatus.I shall miss you:)


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I have tried to avoid blogging about this topic but i have succumbed to the inner most turmoil.

But like its been repeated a million times. A picture paints a thousand words.So two pictures paint 2 thousand words.

End Of Year Exams?

Bring it on.

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I crashed at the thearter yesterday and watched the devil wears prada.

I learnt two things.

1. When going to paris,look through a camera lens to admire its beauty because our poor naked eyes can't see it anyway else.

2.Gowns are pretty

The funny thing is it led me to thinking was washing clothes.I know you seperate the dark coloured clothes from the light coloured ones but what if its on the same shirt.

Lets say,stripes.

Which pile does it belong to?

What if the black messes up the white? Wouldn't mimes have a hard time washing their clothes?Even my mother can't answer the question and you know how most mothers are household goddess:)

I searched the website.Came up with funny answers.One forum had a whole lot of people saying.THROW IT AWAY. or don't buy it.

WHich brings me to the next question.Why do supermarkets chain up the batteries.They don't chain up the carving knives they sell,or the watermelons(serious potential killers). So why the batteries?I mean the mama shops don't chain up their batteries.

Puzzling puzzlers.And even more ridiculous answers from the web.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

Seriously.if people eat the batteries.then i kinda get it.
Oh yes and i think a way overdue....

TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.

2. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

7. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

8. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

9.Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace"

10.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

That is all

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I promised a really nice post. Now,i'm not going to break it or anything but i just need to postpone it:) Bear with my pathethic excuse for a computer while you're at it.

My Birthday falls tomorrow.

Does having 14 birthday's make it less magical then the last?
Does it loses its pixie dust?
Its elation and enthusiasm on having turned a year older?

I honestly don't know. I just feel like turning a year older, isn't such a big deal.
Not anymore it isn't. There are just more things bigger then us,stuff that we don't understand and yet embrace at the same time.

Friendship
Time
Love
Hope
Stupidity
:)

We don't have a birth of friendship day now do we.LOL. Its just amazing that so many things happen everyday but each day is the cause of thousands and millions people's joy as the last birthday candle is blown out.

I think my birthday has lost its sparkle for me,but i still appreciate its retroness.Maybe when i am older i can appreciate is as vintage and when i am ancient,my birthday can be displayed in the museum like prehistoric relics.

Its still a happy birthday.Yes i still love me and my birth.Being subtle dosen't make me dark either.Deal.Big post tomorrow i hope:)

There are few people who are genuinely happy. The rest of us genuinely believe
that we are happy, that we could be happy if something was different, or that we
are nowhere near happiness and never will be. Why is being happy so important?
Why is it wrong to be unhappy? Why do people feel inherently compelled to make
all unhappy people happy? Is it not possible for everyone to live their own
lives, according to how they choose to relate to the world? The over-emphasis on
Being Happy is the main cause of the widespread unhappiness in the world. - 100 words Peter Abolins

And Have A Wonderful Birthday 7th September Babies

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Before i commence on this post.

Listen to this PM Rally National Day Speech Rap. Sure many of you didn't catch it,but thanks to technology and Mr Brown's quick thinking. You can immediatly get a gist of PM Lee's speech.

Can't hear?
Click here

Our Prime Minister wields humour as a weapon:)

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Okay lets set the record straigh.Dearest Panshin once told to colour my hair because its dry like origami clump of haystack. Okay,she didn't say that.But she did tell me to colour my hair.So heck!

Why not?


Pink wasn't my colour Pan,so forgive me that i settled for a little purple.It isn't that bad.I should actually get my hair coloured sometime.

Staying on the topic of hair.Why is it that eurasians kids can't have blonde hair. Not the badly decolourised version of aunties at the mini mart,but real honey blond hair with asian fatures.It would be very intersting wouldn't it? If you were a japanese with natural red hair. Unique. I am sure it has something to do with genetic code,besides don't all the anime girls look good in their gold locks and frocks?

the strange thing is that when asian and caucasian genes mix, the hair colour produced is often brown,like the black has been lightened.

Asian albinos look nice,one has even gone on to become a model. Albinos look nice on animals


Ok feathers.

If you have just seen a white peacock there isn't much to say.
Basically,i have lost my point in mindless drivel. I could rave on about how natural hair colour other then black can make us a better person but too tired.

So i will just end here.

PM LEE: I say Mee Siam Mai Hum

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Teacher's Teasing

The same Maths questions gets more and more difficult each time.

1960s maths test: " A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100.His cost of production is four fifths of that amount.What is his profit?"

'70s new-math test:" A logger exchanges a set (l) of lumber for a set (M) of money.The cardinality of Set M is 100. The Set C of production costs 20 fewer points.What cardinality of Set P is profits?"

'80s dumbed down test: " A logger cuts and sells a truckload of lumber for $100.His cost is $80:his profit is $20.Find and circle the number 20"

'90s New Age Test: " An unenlightened logger cuts down a beautiful stand of 100 trees in order to make a $20 profit.Write an essay explaining how you feel about this as a way to make money."

poor logger

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