I am Janice(i knew there was something wrong)

Janice Ian


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Hello My Friend

EH OH

I have made the cobwebs clamouring around into nice little t-shirts...Which coincidentilly shall be getting for future birthdays...Mua HAHAHAHAHA

Anyways....My cousin jus came back from the U.S...

And he bought back quitre some interesting stuff....

First of there were peaches....35 of them....All round bottomly....It smells very nice...

Then he bounght back Bertie Bott's all flavoured beans which i shall graciously share with some people..hahax...

But no kidding they really have all sorts of unusual flaviurs let me bring you through the list

Straberry jam
Caramel Apple
Buttered Popcorn
Orange Sherbert
Chocolate Pudding
Straberry Daiquiri
French Vanilla
Green Apple
Caramel Corn
Rasberry
Kiwi
Berry Blue
Bubble Gum
Red Appple
Lemon
Plum
Crushed pineapple
Strawberry Cheescake
Blueberry
Lemon Lime
Coconut
Top banana
licorice
Root Beer
Orange juice
Pepper
Peach
Tutti-Frutti
Margarita
Cinnamon
Tangerine
Cappuccino
Toasted Marshmellow
Cotton Candy
Watermelon
Pina Colada

There forty flavours...Hope u bite in to a pepper one...

Toodaloo

BEANS!!! BERTIE BOTT"S EVReY FLAVOURED BEANS. 

PEAHCES!!!!!!!!! MILLIONS OF PEACHES!!!!!!!  

The conflicts of a sponge

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!

This is the first line in one of chindren's fav cartoon spongebob....

It is also one of my favourite cartoons of all time.

Before reading this i would like you to scroll down and read an article regarding spongebob.

When you have done reading you WILL understand that this is atopic that has been discussed recently and will now be opposed by ME!

Spongebob is nonsensical,naive seasponge who lives under the sea in a pineapple.He works at a place where he flips burgers every day and always wake up with BIG DREAMS.

Okay. From the above paragraph which signals that he is GAY???

How can people accuse of being gay.It is a cartoon for heaven's sake. Yes. heaven's sake.

You might wonder why i am writing this now when this topic is long over, but i have just come across some disturbing news.There has been a though by the nickelodeon people to pull out this cartoon!!!!!

I am appalled that it would result in this....

People who say a seasponge is gay has definetly forgotten childhood.

Do you think this cartoon will influence children to be gay? If two children of the same gender hold hands...are they GAY?????

Millions of fans watch spongebob because of its straight in your face humour which includes tripping over,falling down and doing stupid things.

It is a joy to watch because it is not a joke that is cleverly covered in webs and for you to read between the lines.Spongebob sends you laughing without fail.

Ofcourse some ADULTS forget that joy and they are wrapped up in their own coperate world.Where the tinest indication of a wonderful friendship is considered GAY!

Open your eyes,you are not destroying spongebob because he is gay.It is just one of the many befuddled reasons.

The real reason is that you are destroying something that you do not understand . something that is a pure good laugh.Something you have forgotten and dare not remember.

And in which case here,you are destroying humour.Not law in which you get prosecuted but something that everyone loves.

I am writing this because i think Spongebob deserves to stay.I have read what i just wrote and it sounds too serious for a cartoon.

I am like whatever.

Spongebob

Conservative Christian organizations have accused a children’s cartoon character, SpongeBob SquarePants, of being part of a secret agenda to promote homosexuality. The character appears in a music video, produced by the non-profit We Are Family Foundation, which was established following the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks to promote greater cultural understanding. The video, which is being distributed to 61,000 elementary schools, features SpongeBob, Winnie the Pooh, and other popular children’s characters. Although the video does not mention sexuality, the website of the foundation asks people to take a tolerance pledge by respecting those of different abilities, beliefs, culture, sexual identity, and race.


Ed Vitagliano, of the American Family Association, criticized the video by writing that, “A short step beneath the surface reveals that one of the differences being celebrated is homosexuality.” Dr. James Dobson, the founder of the ultra-conservative evangelical group Focus on the Family, spoke to members of Congress last week about SpongeBob, accusing the foundation of using the character to promote a “pro-homosexual video.”

A spokesman for Focus on the Family, Paul Batura, said, “We see the video as an insidious means by which the organization is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids.” Critics have based the accusations on the fact that the cartoon character is effeminate and occasionally holds hands with his starfish sidekick Patrick

Source:http://www.dissidentvoice.org/Jan05/Gerard0124.htm

Death

She paints a perfect picture,
She tells a flawless lie,
She sings a song of beauty,
A haunting lullaby.

Her song is one of sorrow,
A portrait of her life,
And those who hear are captured,
Haunted by her strife.

Her song will leave you crying,
She'll wipe away your tears,
But compassion is a falsehood,
Created over years.

Her song will penetrate you,
A knife straight through your heart,
The tune will plague your footsteps,
A seductive work of art.

Her lullaby will sooth you,
Her song will give you wings,
Her mournful voice will trap you,
Every time she sings.

Her song is one of anguish,
An image of your fate,
But you won't know her purpose,
Until it's far too late.

Her acid tears will burn you,
Her knives will slash your skin,
Her crimson blood will stain you,
Forgive you of your sin.

Her melody will slay you,
Her hymn will let you fly,
Her song is flawless sorrow,
Death's haunting lullaby.

~from devian

I though this might interest you weiling....A giraffe eating a moon..SO it IS made of cheese!!! 

This one is so darn blur!!!! 

Ok..this one is erm...bit funny 

Ok this one is my fave but wl dun like.. 

This one is erm...yellow and erm..cute? 

SMile ur on candid camera 

My hairdresser...zoom in!! and laugh. 

Bible study

So i quit bible study

Weiling was rite...

It was difficult....

I mena in the way that getting off was way harder than i expected...

That conversation lasted for 20mins with my bible study teacher..

Basically the whole topic was this..

I wanted out....

Of course u sprinkle it with reasons moments of akwardness....

So, the reasons i gave her were simple.

I am not ready
No time
Not comfortable

These are the basic reasons...

There are reasons too sensitive to bring up...

Something to do with the whole thing itself...

Oh well...at least i should live life at it fullest now.....

Considering.

Shopping Spree

I spend my first day.
Shopping.

Define: Shopping. an activity which woman favours,that uses eons of time to over indulge.

DUn squint at me and ask if i am a woman.I am still a girl.
I do not like to use excessive time shopping.

Anywayz its surpring how time virtually RUNS AWAY while you are shopping...

My mommy and i went to john little to shop....And there was this place where all the bed sheets were 70% off so the prices ranged frm $3 to 10$ tops...


At that point i understood the lethal power of tai tais....

They came in hoards swarming all around each one bringing a maid to help them carry stuff....And all were calling frens to come over...

A typical sale snatching conversation

Taitai: Oui john little the bed sheet very nice and cheap...u hurry comeover
Taitai on other end: you are suppose to be at work....WHAT!? SALE !? WHERE WHERE????
Taitai;ai ya tell the boss i take half day off...i am shopping at orchard..

And every word i swear i heard....

Then all of them were snatching the bed sheets...

My mother was deliriously happy about the sale...

Who could blame her? the adreline is able to even put a man in interest.

If not the wife would force him to....

It was a good expierence....An important life lesson...

I think this will be more useful than math.