Wiring Heartlands?!

So cool to say but what on earth am i suppose to write about it.

Because some things are just time fillers.

Somewhere between the rocking and the "arghhing". Jack Sparrow proclaims that he has lost his brain.

I agree.I think the franchise has lost their brain and unfortunately for them it shows.

"Do you think he plans all this or just makes it up as he goes along?" asks one of the thousand extra pompous sailors. The plot is, to put it quite simply, a blubbering pile of mess. There are thousands of loose ends and unnecessary subplots that don't resolve themselves.

Well, there was something about Betrayal.

Maybe that was the main theme.All the pirates were double crossing and triple crossing and quadruple crossing and halfway-through-the-movie-no one-cared-who-was-crossing-who crossing . Or it might have been about crabs.

There were lots of crabs.

It might even have been about how the state of the art technology is all that is needed in modern day cinema to make the film work.

State of the Art!

For this film, even Jack Sparrow is getting old. I mean that both literally and metaphorically. He doesn't appear until half an hour into the movie and through out the movie his charm slowly wilts and the only thing left standing is the Blah couple of the century, Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightly. Fights between the Pirates and the English Navy was long,drawn out and terribly tedious.While Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones fought it out on the top of the ship, the rest of them filed their nails,poofed their hair and watched them tumble into the whirlpool.





The best part in the whole film must have been the ending.It truly came full circle and back to the first film where Jack Sparrow was seen on his little raft.At the same time, the brilliant people left an opening for a potential Fourth film.





The fact is, the only betrayal I see here is from Disney.They never fail to raise my hope in them,that they are once again doing something pure and magical, and crush it by revealing themselves as a money grubbing cooperation who are eager to siphon the wealth off Kids during summer.





Rating: 3/5



Ps. I didn't mention Chow Yun Fat because he died and he was an annoying idiot.

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On the other hand, i am not your typical movie goer so the above review really shouldn't deter you from watching it because i know that people will love the show and want to see it again and own it on DVD.Making Disney richer and me sadder.

If i bottled up the scent up the June holidays and sold it in a ridiculously over priced perfume with some crazy advertising.

It would probably smell like this:The overwhelming smell of money.

And don't you big corporate companies(whether you're handling the shopping mall or a cinema)
think you can fool me.Because i know what you did last summer,and i know what you are doing now.

I have my eyes on you.

PotC review coming up i suppose,it would hurt to break the tradition.

Conversations with one's non-existent inner voice.

Me: Come closer.
Okay, here's the plan. On Thursday,we will have sit in protest. So we will sit in our seats and refuse to do the chemistry test. Then they can't make us do it.After which,we will tour the world and educate people on how the Mole Concept potentially induces an increased risk of hyper tension, asthma and diabetes...

Voice in my Head: Diabetes?

Me: I eat more when i study. If fact did you know,if you squash strawberries in between two cornflakes it tastes kinda good, especially when dunked in Coke.

Voice In My Head:-Silence-

Me: On to my diabolical plan. When we have brainwashed the people of the world, they will naturally overthrow the mole concept and have it removed from the face of this planet.Then we will need a new concept and because they have been brainwashed by us,we will introduce the new concept.

This concept will be that there is no concept in the first place and no one needs to know how to calculate atoms because we are actually made out of....Lamas.

The plan is brilliant. BRILLIANT!

Voice in my head:
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.

This is the world's funniest joke?

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Cue laughter?

I think not.

I love school because it fills up time.I hate school for exactly the same reason.

The more [X]'s the dumber you are. 18 or lower means you're not stupid.]

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 2

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 3

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 6

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh
So far: 7

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You told a story and forgot what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 11

[ ] You have eaten a bug
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
So far: 13

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
So far: 13

[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 13

[x]When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 15

Total:15


I always suspected i was as clever as a primate.Seems that my theory was correct.

I have been writing about zombies when i should be writing about Inspiration and Rewiring Heartlands.(kinda weird .wires inspire me to write about Frankenstein)

“I hate zombie season” I told Bob

“ I know.” He said sympathetically.

“You can’t go around the whole place without running over someone’s leg or hand or…”

“Ear?” he supplied helpfully.

“Ear.”

“The worst part is the golden ringed people from up there” I point ominously heaven-ward, “Think it’s a novelty.”

“No!” Bob said outraged.

“Yes,” I said.

That is about as funny as a wet sponge.

I think i shall continue with it.

I am hereby convinced that the school is hiding some sort of laboratory where they create the perfect little girls.

Like that movie when all the bad kids have perfect genes injected into them and they become so good and helpful and perky.

We even have the evil dictator role, in fact the dictator hinted at an ominous prospect

"You have to be obedient to succeed in life"

I will not stand to be reprogammed.

Take the red pill(or was it the blue one?)

Fight the system.

You know what?

Scared,scared,silly scared.

If i were a squid,i would poop black ink until the start of June.

Why I love my sister:

Daddy:I would love to visit Mount Rushmore.All the carved faces,Washington,Roosevelt,Lincoln-

Sister: And Queen Elizabeth!

After explaining what oxymoron was to my family(eg Deafening Silence.)My sister had her thinking face on.

Sister: Oh,you mean like Cashew!

Four things to do this week:

1.Find out what a vegeterian eats

2.Stop using the word "like" in every alternate sentence.Like,dude,i'm not from california.And i'm not fond of sea waters.

3.Decide if i want to play the Accordion.And if i want a pet monkey to dance if i do play the accordian.

4.Who am i?

Regarding the last thing of my to-do list.I had hoped it would never to come to this because its strange not to know who a person is especially if the person in question is youself.

But I went for CAP breifing and the lady who was breifing us asked something along the lines of who we are under all this cam whoring, photoshop and everything else we build online.

Its one of those big questions that comes with its own special effects.Echos and flashbacks.

I have a good sense of who I am I suppose. I'm Beverly,pleased to meet you.I don't shake hands.I won't(always) hug.The world forbid i gave you a kiss on each cheek.

Firmly rooted.

I should stop using the word "I" so much too.

I need a break.

Don't expect to see me in the next week or so.

(on the other hand i will still update through the little box on the bar)

I thought i should share this with everyone.

to remind us that we are all caterpillars ready to burst from our cocoons and come out as beautiful butterflies.

Flutter.

Flitter.

Collecting honey.

Then dying two weeks later.

The joys of life!

I would recount what i did yesterday night but i think i will just do another massive photoshop exercise. In case you're wondering why I'm doing all this, it's just because I'm really procrastinating over some other things that i don't really want to do.

I am channelling my energy into somewhere useful. Like chi.

So, I did a couple of bras the other for our Project work. I will post them up as soon as i am allowed to(after the presentation)

Its a whole collection.A designer line if you please because what other way to feel better about yourself then starting about what counts inside.

On second thought, maybe i'm not cutout for the underwear businness.

one survey a day, keeps the statistics people very very very happy.

The sun is shining,the grass is green.

And i'm going to watch Midsummer Night's Dream!

I am in wrapped up in emotional turmoil

-Flashback-

Its not you,its me,I just can't understand you and i never loved Maths.So i think we need some time alone.Get to know other subjects...

He sobbed,i rejoiced.

Until he comes threaten me with my test paper marks,we are separating because i need space to actually breathe.

As breakups go,i think he's feeling the hurt more then i do.

Which is a good thing.