Graduation Night 2008.

Everyone came to personify elegance so it's inevitable that Vogue would do a cover feature of the event.





And ofcourse we have to be on ready to be demolished buildings!

In fact, since all this photo manipulation is so convenient. I'm putting us in New York because [quote] We're worth it [end quote]

I'm about a hundred in internet years so I'll post more pictures when I am a thousand!

Oh and because I have not done anything particularly groundbreaking this year with technology,I got lazy and used photofunia for all htis pictures.

Sue me.

Internet connection.

I will post about my life later but for now:

Tell us: What's Better: The 'Twilight' series or 'Harry Potter'?

The article is lacking but the comments? Pure gold.

If failure was an element on the periodic table, twilight would be composed entirely of failure atoms, destined for nothing but failure, H bonding with other failure atoms to form a noncovalent network of failure, its electrons jumping from one failure orbital to the next of higher failure, releasing failure as it dropped back downward toward an even lower level of failure.
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I also have an angsty teenager who follows me around.
Posted by: Pikachu

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the werewolves and vampires will look up and shout 'Save us!'. And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'
Posted by: Raw Shark

One does not simply dazzle into Mordor.
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I don't know why everyone is so upset about Twilight. I thought Edward did a marvelous job of keeping Bella right where she needed to be. I read it to my girlfriend while I had her chained to the wall, and she totally agrees with me.

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This worries me. Carry on.
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Okay, I'm done.

Hey Guys,

I will really not be around until the 24th whereby I will probably send a posit your way and continue to be not around.

So,

-inserts an Ode to Joy for O Levels ending-

-inserts imagined lazing around-

Oh and Robert Pattinson is about the best thing in Hollywood Entertainment right now.

"I was convinced... that Stephenie was convinced... that she was Bella... and it was like a book that wasn't supposed to be published. And you're reading like, her sort of sexual fantasy. [...] I was like, This woman is mad. She's completely mad, and she's in love with her own fictional creation. And sometimes you'd like feel uncomfortable reading this thing. [...] It's kind of... like a sick pleasure."

I'm not sure if he's doing this because he's honest all the time or wanting to get fired. Probably the latter, you can see he is not ready to be a father of a devil spawn.

I am currently facinated with the twilight fandom. It just, well, I don't know, crazy hormonal teenage girls are pretty hilarious.

Banana!Dolphins!Hats!

No I have no idea what those mean too!

That's All!

Oh my god you guys, Pixar's teaser trailer for their upcoming movie 'Up' is here!



Was not a big fan of Wall-E but how did they know I've always wanted to see if helium balloons could lift an entire house.

And crabby old men! I like crabby old men.

Whee!

I am the worst not suppose to be here person ever.

And I don't even know what that means.

Well, haven't done a meme in quite some time. Took this off from Daisy


1.My uncle once: kept an entire pond of koi fish. Still keeping them.

2. Never in my life have I: ever struck up the nerve to actually let contact lenses make contact with my eyes.

3. When I was five my parents: had more hair.

4. High school was: better than expected. Seriously, I was scared shitless before entering secondary school by stories of people shoving drugs down your throat in the toilet.

5. I will never forget to: switch on the computer when I get home.

6. Once I met: the White Witch in my dreams. She wasn't very nice.

7. There’s this boy I know: whose name started out as an acronym but discovered its polish origins.

8. Once, at a bar, I: had the best fish and chips in my entire life.

9. By noon, I’m: ready to kill

11. If only I had: a fish. I would name it Bubbles and be best semi-neurotic fish pal.

12. Next time I go to church: I will try and memorise the way the light hits the pews through the stained glass.

13. What worries me most is that I: will be told I have reached my full potential.

14. When I turn my head left I see: My sister going drawing.

15. When I turn my head right I see: grey skies and some HDB blocks.

16. You know I’m lying when I: turn around and look secretly pleased with myself.

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: the Beatles? I don't know.

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Puck."Lord, what fools these mortals be!" or Kate from the Taming of the Shrew if only because its hilarious for feminist to debate heatedly on your soliloquy hundreds of years later

19. By this time next year I will: know what I'm doing with my life.

20. A better name for me would be: Hypotenuse

21. I have a hard time understanding: how anyone can wear heels all the time. I mean, you can't actually be happy while doing grocery shopping in heels.Can you?

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: be less of a laconic presence.

23. You know I like you if I: am seldom annoyed by what you say even if its stupid.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my parents because they would still hug me even when they have no idea what the award is about.

25. Take my advice, never: drink water out of plastic bottles.

Obama won and to that my reaction is still cigarettes dropping from lips.

The joy over his win is deafening over the Internet but still...

Is it just me or does it feel like a set up for a diabolical plan for a B grade movie.

He is in a prime position to you know, do evil. Work from the inside while people are singing his praises, plotting and waiting to strike at the right moment for global domination.

Practice his evil laugh?

You can stop listening to me at any time now.

We interrupt this hiatus to give you a response on the economic tsunami, USA Presidential Elections, eventual release of the Paris Hilton for President video,the pending (please no) cancellation of Pushing Daisies, the end of 'O' levels and sparkling vampires(Please note that this list is non-exhaustive)

Oh right, a response:



This is my happy face for whatever shenanigans that the world throws during my not-around time starting after the O levels.




In some fun news, the international teaser trailer for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince has been released.

Dumbledore is still mellow, film is still dark and Harry is a skank.

I think I may like this better than it's previous half-assed adaptions.

Although, ask me again when I'm on a Harry Potter fan mood high.











Now let's randomly skip to other movie news in which I discover Colleen Atwood is designing the costumes for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland!

That coat is lovely.

In fact, I'm willing to ignore the fact that Alice was never that old and trying to make myself believe that Johnny Depp will not make a unsettling Mad Hatter just because the coat is begging for a raid of the film's wardrobe.


Looking forward to watching Milk, which by the way has a fantastic trailer, and maybe Let the right one in if my low horror threshold permits.









It's Halloween, not that I really care but in the spirit of dungeous and trapdoors here is what I would love to have if I ever get to redecorate a house.



Secret Libraries!



You will have difficulty finding me in the sun if this was ever installed in my house.

Whee. In case you're interested, there are more pictures here.

And if you can afford to import a secret door and contractor then erm, Hidden Doors will be happy to help.







Oh, hey it stopped raining.