28 August, 2006

Pluto.That icy,small planet. That little speck that was once part of our solar syster is gone.

Ciao.Sayonara.Goodbye.

I don't really hold any sentiments for pluto.It has never really been one of my favorite planets.I much prefer Earth, or mars.Maybe Neptune.

So,Pluto has lost its identity or stipped of its identity as a Planet.
It is now a dwarf planet.

What gets me is that all this time we have been learning about 9 planets.
Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto.
What to do with all the books with wrong information?
Crash and burn?

A simple degrading causes so much trouble.Imagine if it were a planet.We would have to add like a few more orbd to our solar system.

Meanwhile,back to the present.Humankind has kicked Pluto out of the club.Some planet much be quaking in their boots.So close.
But beware.Plutotians maybe planning a revenge.Deadly one that includes vaporusing guns.

In a year which in their terms,

Is about oh say 248 years.

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23 August, 2006



I know i have been gone for a while-oh wait,it hasn't been a while?-

Anyway i will be posting something long soon so that my dear friends can confuse themselves silly.In the meantime i need your opinion on a picture to be my new blogskin.

So far i only have this manip and the masquerada ball one.This is a bit edgier and frilly.Lots of frills.Did it long long ago.Opinions please.

Maybe more options once i have done yinyee's skin:)

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16 August, 2006




Your house tells the world that you ought to be a leader. You are a freedom lover and a strong person. You are shy and reserved. If you've drawn a cross on each of windows, you always want to live alone. Once you have a problem, you need a friend with you. Your life is always full of changes.

When it comes to love, you shut yourself off. It's difficult to win your heart because you have decided to keep your feelings deep inside. You have a strong personality and you like to command, influence and control people.

You added a flower into your drawing. The flower signifies that you long for love. It also safe to say that others don't see you as a flirt. You don't think much about yourself.


I have taken a rather interesting if not cliche personality test.

Its called "draw the house and i will tell you your personailty based on the house" test.Heard of it before.Its always being used,espicially chinese drama serials.

Anyway i took mine on the net and this is my result.Basically i don't know if its accurate because if you look at the house its one i have that used to exist in four seasons on my desk.Okay yes i vandalised school porperty,sur me will you? It has long been washed off and now i have some geometric figures:)))

So here is the link to my result and the test if you are intersted.

draw a house

14 August, 2006

Some Icons i made and wanted to share for the sake of novelty.I tried out some new styles today.

Insulting Icon:
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Dare to be...Icon:
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Some melachony icon:
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Frost Bite icon:
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Have fun!
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13 August, 2006

Okay.

So perhaps my temperment has been off course of late.

Yelling at air head boys on imvu hasn't helped much either.

I seriously think i am coming down with something but in the immortal words of yinyee on my impending sickness and consideration of staying at home and rest tomorrow.

" I will kill you"

So much for skipping,but ofcourse i have singled out a future muderer in the making.So my bonnies lie over the ocean:)

I remember Isabelle's letter to the national library about the poor lighting conditions.I would like to say the same about Border's lighting "poorest lighting conditions in Singapore I have ever had the misfortune to encounter"
Yes.
and the stale air,its like they purposely filled the room with carbon dioxide for me to inhale.I came out rather tipsy and had a mojor headache.

This post is rather short to compensate on my previous post which was rather tedious and long.

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12 August, 2006

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Emo


-sighs dramatically-

We will always be in the clutches of time
Woe is to betide us

-faints-

-repreive-

Dramatisation:) Its always fun the first time round.

Because,i have made promises to myself that i cannot keep,including the resilence to keep to my deadlines.

Needless to say,i have failed miserably.

Today i would like to take a look at random emo/depressed/cheesy/cliche/suicidal/daft teenagers,who i can see has taken a liking to shiny things.

Recently a favorite topic has been "students cutting themselves"
They also involve students who "regret being so impulsive and stupid"

Do you know what the problem is here?

Thats right,emo is spreading fasting then wildfire or the latest apple i-pod which has gone paper thin.

Now, What exactly is emo?




Emo is a slang term used to describe a range of fashion styles and attitudes somewhat affiliated with emo music and its related scenes. As an adjective, emo can describe a style of fashion or music; or a general state of unhappiness or melancholy (as in "to feel emo"). Emo is also used as a noun, often pejoratively, to identify a member of the "emo scene" or someone viewed as fitting the "emo" stereotype. An emo has stereotypically dyed his or her hair and wears tight pants (boys and girls).


To get a full history look up wikipedia.
A more slangish and definetly more accurate definition would be this




1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he
listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is
sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps
himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about
how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they
start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible
and depressing (lie)
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a
weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick
sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.

When i look at this definition,i see why emo people really get depressed.Ther lifestyle and music totally ruins any chance of normality.

But ofcourse their is also the warped perception means emotional?Where did that come from anyway,isn't a song lined with emotions suppose to be good. Nope Emo is another thing all together.




Anyway the annoying thing,is!

There are two types of people that cut themselves,those who need help but bottle up everything painfully inside and cut themselves slowly and silently.they are really medically depressed,however depression cannot be caught like in fluenza.Then.There are others.Those with their need for self-multilation.And they cut it for the sake of being in a trend OR they pretend to cut so that they can fit in. Ridiculous.

They pretend to hate the limelight,but secretly they all want to be in it,writing melochany songs about how life stinks,how stressful school is,how his/her soulmate has driven off into the sunset with a handsome jock.The worse bit is that they are drawing people's concern on really chemically-inbalanced people who really need help and attention.

Selfish buggers.

Besides you think depressed people write on their blogs at what time they are going to cut themselves and bemoan about their sad sad lives. They do not,absolutely do not falunt the fact that they need medical help.

Now its officially hip to be depressed.

Oh,and theres that silly,tired reason.School sucks.The pressure,the school work.

Listen hard and well. School is an educational foundation.Sure,its tough,it may get hectic from time to time.You may or may not fall in and out of friendships with your freins.But seriously,think,do we not work hard for what we want?

Secondary life is not enough reason to cut pretty patterns on your wrist.Don't start on the "the world hates me" crap,because the truth is you are just shutting away love because its cool.


If you hate school and can't take it anymore.Boo-hoo to you too:) You might as well very leave then and give it to some person in africa who will really appreciate this chance to be in your place.

My friend chloe and i always chat on msn,and believe me,she has her fair share of friends who are emo.She has given them great advice too,but do people listen?

Oh no,they prefer to wallow in their own misery.

There are other ways of destressing,break some cds,write a thousand word essay,shout at your test paper a bit.

You know what emo people need to do?

They can wake up at Septembers end for all i care,but wake up.They need to start living life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their own imaginary quagmire of torment.

In conclusion i would like to say:
Everyone has issues. DEAL.

My life sucks, I want to cry.-cries to a tune of some emo music-

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10 August, 2006


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I guess alot of you have recieved an email

Inviting you to IMVU.

Well all i can say is this.

Join it.

Its msn with 3D images.How long have we yearned to poke someone,but we couldn't subsitiuting the action with a word?

How lame can it get to say lol again and again with no visible laughter

How awfully fun if we could actually hug someone or take cheesy photos with cheesy poses.

How delighting to slap a deserving person or tackle someone in wrestle match

hey you can do all that in this Msn like chat.You take on characters that can do stuff

And the best part,its free!

See if you have an invite in your email today! Its no spam,its virtual chat lept into new dimensions!

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Choose your clothes,hair,eyes,head,Wanna be a vampire you've got it.

Scroll down to see what you can actually do!

Have fun

Disclaimer:please do not kiss strangers.You have a option of not even talking to strangers.ITS JUST LIKE MSN.

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09 August, 2006


Meet superman in virtuality.He will teach you to fly! Posted by Picasa

Take pictures! Expecially with those who have an aura Posted by Picasa

If that girl really annoyed you like this one did(she won't stop shut up about how wonderful hilary is and insulted me when i said she needs to improve) distract them.Then make your move. Posted by Picasa

Taunt people.Never mind that they look all classy like this girl.taunt them.Say NANANA BOO BOO Posted by Picasa

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ADVERTISMENT
Disclaimer:This is a programme i am shamelessly promoting.Go away if you are not intersted.

I guess alot of you have recieved an email

Inviting you to IMVU.

Well all i can say is this.

Join it.

Its msn with 3D images.How long have we yearned to poke someone,but we couldn't subsitiuting the action with a word?

How lame can it get to say lol again and again with no visible laughter

How awfully fun if we could actually hug someone or take cheesy photos with cheesy poses.

How delighting to slap a deserving person or tackle someone in wrestle match

hey you can do all that in this Msn like chat.You take on characters that can do stuff

And the best part,its free!

See if you have an invite in your email today! Its no spam,its virtual chat lept into new dimensions!

Or if you don't have an invite Click here

Choose your clothes,hair,eyes,head,Wanna be a vampire you've got it.

Scroll down to see what you can actually do!

Have fun

Disclaimer:please do not kiss strangers.You have a option of not even talking to strangers.ITS JUST LIKE MSN.

----End Transmission----

ADVERTISMENT
Disclaimer:This is a programme i am shamelessly promoting.Go away if you are not intersted.

I guess alot of you have recieved an email

Inviting you to IMVU.

Well all i can say is this.

Join it.

Its msn with 3D images.How long have we yearned to poke someone,but we couldn't subsitiuting the action with a word?

How lame can it get to say lol again and again with no visible laughter

How awfully fun if we could actually hug someone or take cheesy photos with cheesy poses.

How delighting to slap a deserving person or tackle someone in wrestle match

hey you can do all that in this Msn like chat.You take on characters that can do stuff

And the best part,its free!

See if you have an invite in your email today! Its no spam,its virtual chat lept into new dimensions!

Or if you don't have an invite Click here

Choose your clothes,hair,eyes,head,Wanna be a vampire you've got it.

Scroll down to see what you can actually do!

Have fun

Disclaimer:please do not kiss strangers.You have a option of not even talking to strangers.ITS JUST LIKE MSN.

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08 August, 2006

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Being a cynic and jaded is like a fashion that won't go out time among the youngsters.In the manner patiotsm ofcourse.

Lets see how we develop our outer cynics shall we?

At Kindergarden:
We struggle to learn our pldege and national anthem.We sing as ludly as we can in words we don't know the meaning to ending up instead like whole hall of jambled monkeys:)(trust me on this, i have heard them sing)

At Primary 1-3
We get the meanings finally drummed into us.We sing with gusto then and say the pledge even louder.Although not always in sycn with the music and the prefect saying the pledge.We take pleasure in beating our upper primary sisters in the loudness in our singing.

At Primary 4-6
Suddenly singing the national anthemn is tiring.We rather keep our heads bowed down thank you very much. A few brave souls continue with their solo.Others,in a breezy whispers.

Sec 1-4
Its official.Its not cool to sing the national anthem anymore.Someone turn off our voice boxes during asssembly please!

There you have it.Its just funny how one december holiday can change so much in us

Never mind that we may never throw away this outfit of cynism.

We can always wear red and white on the day where patriotism is allowed.

I remind you if you wear a national day t-shirt from giordano during weekends or say dreamily that " oh,i just love Singapore so so so much." at any other time.

Behavious like that is highly frowned upon.

So on national day is the one day we get to wave our national day flag proudly and wear red and white and sing all our cheesy partiotic songs which sound good on that day.

(This is one day,another exception is if Singapore gets into the World Cup finals...BUT we will see about that in the erm...distant future.)

Hey,it beats me.But national day always seem to drum some spirit on its own.maybe its because our handsome ministers' heads banner posted on every streetlight or the flags hanging on every window.

Singapore on its own,the culture,the music,the globalsation,the racial harmony,low crime rate,misconception from foreigners that we are in China,the food,the weather,the HDB flats,the customer service,the uncles and aunties,the over-pressurising schools,the tuitions,the ah lians and ah bengs,THE SINGLISH(which really people should stop trying to squash)

Yeah i agree.

I Singapore too

you can quote me on that.Today.

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02 August, 2006

We all know that receiving a Nobel Prize can be the higest achievement in one's lifetime:)

But did we know that there was a parody of the Nobel prizes?Similiar to the Rasberry Awards for the Oscars.






The Ig Nobel Prizes are a parody of the Nobel Prizes and
are given each year in early autumn — around the time the recipients of the
genuine Nobel Prizes are announced — for ten achievements that "first make
people laugh, and then make them think."

So they are suppose to be funny research papers that have a real scientific base but really they are based on their silliness more then anything else.

Examples would be





  • that the presence of humans tends to sexually arouse ostriches,
  • the statement that black holes fulfill all the technical requirements to be the location of Hell
  • to research on the "five-second rule," a tongue-in-cheek belief that food dropped on the floor won't become contaminated if it is picked up within five seconds
As i was scrolling along the prizes that were awarded guess what i found?





The Psychology Ig Nobel in 1994 was presented to Lee Kuan
Yew former Prime Minister, for his thirty-year study of the effects of
punishing three million citizens of Singapore whenever they spat, chewed gum, or fed pigeons.

Funnily enough,this particular acheivement wasn't listed under Lee Kuan Yew's acheivement profile in wikipedia. I wonder why? Maybe i should go add it ! It would make his day.

In the same year...




Mathematics - Presented to The Southern Baptist Church of
Alabama, mathematical measurers of morality, for their county-by-county estimate
of how many Alabama citizens will go to Hell if they don't repent.

The mathematicians there are sadistic.Why don't they count how many will go to heaven.

Now my life goal is to get an Ig Nobel

Incidentally, i stumbled across
Wiki Singlish Page
And would you believe it.It actually sounds good.Not that i understand what it says.But they make singlish look like it was actually perfect english that the Queen of England speaks all the time.

Introduction:


Singlish, a portmanteau of "Singapore" and "English", is the English-based creole spoken colloquially in Singapore. Although English is the lexifier language, Singlish may be difficult to understand for speakers of standard varieties, such as British, American or Australian English. The main difficulties in understanding are Singlish's unique slang and syntax, which are more pronounced in informal speech.

o.o

And then to explain some of words:

When occurring with "-ing" to form the continuous aspect, "to be" may similarly
drop out, leaving the "-ing" form as the independent continuous form:
How
come you so late you still playing music, ar?
You looking for trouble,
izzit?

Change of state
Instead of the past tense, a change of state can be expressed by adding already or liao (/liɑ̂u/) to the end of the sentence, analogous to Chinese 了 (le). This is not the same as the past tense, as it does not cover past habitual or continuous occurrences, and can refer to a real or hypothetical change of state in the past, present or future:
He throw it liao. - (He has already thrown it away.)
Aiyah, cannot wait any more, must go oreddy. (Oh dear, I cannot wait any longer. I must leave immediately.)
I eat liao. (I ate or I have eaten.)
Yesterday, dey go there oreddy. (They already went there yesterday.)
This new game, you play liao or not? (As for this new game, have you played it yet?)
Ah Song kena sai oreddy, then how? (If Ah Song were to get in trouble, what would you do?)

O.O

I never knew Singlish could be explained like that.

Turns out that truly.

Impossible is nothing

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Hurray.I have something to post.Okay,so what if this is glamorized text.First Impressions are always important.Basically i took the main picture of the girl from Kyme-chan.Added in the mask and some background images.Yey me!(the fricking ball room picture was so difficult to clone) And finally the center focus of the thing is the poem:) Which yinyee already read.Oh well.Click to view the thing properly.
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