29 March, 2010

hi leave now? i can't type when you're looking dim wit, even when you're not. just munching awful chocolate under my seat.

GO AWAY.

honestly.

i thought you were good at this.

english i mean

i don't.

i'm not thinking

i'm just typing

shit

how could anyone eat that chocolate. it's foul. putrid. not real chocolate. ms i really want to eat dark chocolate. TIM TAMS ARE SOOOO MUCH BETTER.

you want to grab one?

yeah
do that.

27 March, 2010

i think my favorite part of life is its transience.

it could all just dilute to 'poof!'

in other news: holidays>

cadillac/

24 March, 2010

I just realised how much I hate the despondency you can inject into the word "Okay"

Okay.

Ok.

o.

k.

22 March, 2010

Beverly is moderately outgoing. Her emotions are stirred by sympathy and heart rendering stories. In fact, she can be kind, friendly, affectionate and considerate of others. She has the ability to put herself into the other person's shoes.

Beverly will be somewhat moody, with highs and lows. Sometimes she will be happy, the next day she might be sad. She has the unique ability to get along equally well with what psychology calls introverts and extroverts. This is because she is in between. Psychology calls Beverly an ambivert. She understands the needs of both types. Although they get along, she will not tolerate anyone that is too "far out." She doesn't sway too far one way or the other.

When convincing her to buy a product or an idea, a heart rendering story could mean a great deal to her. She puts herself in the same situation as the person in the story, yet she will not buy anything that seems overly impractical or illogical. Beverly is an expressive person. She outwardly shows her emotions. She may even show traces of tears when hearing a sad story.

Beverly is a "middle-of-the-roader," politically as well as logically. She weighs both sides of an issue, sits on the fence, and then will decide when she finally has to. She basically doesn't relate to any far out ideas and usually won't go to the extreme on any issue.

People that write their letters in an average height and average size are moderate in their ability to interact socially. According to the data input, Beverly doesn't write too large or too small, indicating a balanced ability to be social and interact with others.

Beverly is sensitive to criticism about her ideas and philosophies. She will sometimes worry what people will think if she tells them what she believes in. This doesn't mean she won't talk, or that she feels ashamed. It merely means she is sensitive to what others think, regarding her beliefs.

Beverly is secretive. She has secrets which she does not wish to share with others. She intentionally conceals things about herself. She has a private side that she intends to keep that way, especially concerning certain events in her past.

Diplomacy is one of Beverly's best attributes. She has the ability to say what others want to hear. She can have tact with others. She has the ability to state things in such a way as to not offend someone else. Beverly can disagree without being disagreeable.

In reference to Beverly's mental abilities, she has a very investigating and creating mind. She investigates projects rapidly because she is curious about many things. She gets involved in many projects that seem good at the beginning, but she soon must slow down and look at all the angles. She probably gets too many things going at once. When Beverly slows down, then she becomes more creative than before. Since it takes time to be creative, she must slow down to do it. She then decides what projects she has time to finish. Thus she finishes at a slower pace than when she started the project.

She has the best of two kinds of minds. One is the quick investigating mind. The other is the creative mind. Her mind thinks quick and rapidly in the investigative mode. She can learn quicker, investigate more, and think faster. Beverly can then switch into her low gear. When she is in the slower mode, she can be creative, remember longer and stack facts in a logical manner. She is more logical this way and can climb mental mountains with a much better grip.

Beverly is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. She needs to visualize the end of a project before she starts. she finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said she plans everything she is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Beverly basically feels good about herself. She has a positive self-esteem which contributes to her success. She feels she has the ability to achieve anything she sets her mind to. However, she sets her goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". She has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, she will not take great risks, as they relate to her goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, her self-perception is better than average.

Beverly is sarcastic. This is a defense mechanism designed to protect her ego when she feels hurt. She pokes people harder than she gets poked. These sarcastic remarks can be very funny. They can also be harsh, bitter, and caustic at the same time.

One way Beverly punishes herself is self directed sarcasm. She is a very sarcastic person. Often this sarcasm and "sharp tongued" behavior is directed at herself.

Beverly is selective when picking friends. She does not trust everyone. She has a select group of people that are truly close to her, usually two or three. She is careful when choosing her inner circle of friends.

Beverly has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. She lets new people into her circle of friends. She uses her imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.



o cool


take test here

20 March, 2010

It's been a flurry of a week. Mostly centered around the fact that we had an English essay (on a farewell to arms by heminway) coming up and suddenly everyone was questioning the meaning of life.

To have 150 people having existentialist thoughts at the same time? And panicking? Best thing I have seen this month.

It's cool because it means,I'm never the only one who asks the questions(am i brave? do i need to be? better to have love and lost or simply pass the wine bottle?why do anything if i'm going to die? will my death mean anything? do i want my death to mean anything? why do math if my life is a small blip in the entire scheme of the universe?) and when forced to answer them everyone is just as confused as squashed bananas on spaghetti.

And then you get gems like

on existentialism


(10:40 PM) jess:i just wish hemingwya would fucking say it differently

(10:40 PM) jess: i mean its better if itachi says it
(10:41 PM) jess: cause he has an eyeball that lights shit up in black FLAMES
but hemingway just
(10:41 PM) °‘¨b e v ¤ be wi: he just kills himself. in the rain.
(10:41 PM) jess: writes
yeah man
and just like
retells dailogue like
"no"
"yes"
"okay"
"no actually"
"you're sweet"
(10:41 PM) jess: "oh darling"
"lets fuck"
"pregnant?"
"do i feel trapped? no"
(10:42 PM) °‘¨b e v ¤ be wi: oh wow
a farewell to arms in 5 secs
(10:42 PM) °‘¨b e v ¤ be wi: well done
(10:42 PM) jess: wait
its not finished
"what you had the baby?"
"alive?"
"oh dead"
"catherine...?"
"oh "
(10:42 PM) jess: "dead aswell"
(10:43 PM) jess: "ill walk back in the rain now"





And the best part, it's all true, we didn't need an entire book of walking and sublime run-on sentences to tell us that.

Hemingway? screw you.

10 March, 2010

"For ancient man, beer was nothing short of a wonderful promise of what civilized human life could be, distilled into liquid form."


i lol'd then cursed and revelled in my procrastination.

08 March, 2010

O HAIL NO




I'm sorry, the pun, i couldn't, resistance is futile.

6/3/2010
Hailing like golf balls, foretelling apocalypse in Harry Potter hues of blue.






Weather is FIERCE.

03 March, 2010

Happy Birthday Dr Seuss!

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.

You’ll look up and down streets. Look’em over with care. About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.” With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you’re too smart to go down a not-so-good street.

And you may not find any you’ll want to go down. In that case, of course, you’ll head straight out of town. It’s opener there in the wide open air.

Out there things can happen and frequently do to people as brainy and footsy as you.

And when things start to happen, don’t worry. Don’t stew. Just go right along. You’ll start happening too.

Oh! The Places You’ll Go!

You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.

You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed. You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead. Wherever you fly, you’ll be best of the best. Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.

Except when you don’t.
Because, sometimes, you won’t.

I’m sorry to say so but, sadly, it’s true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.

You can get all hung up in a prickle-ly perch. And your gang will fly on. You’ll be left in a Lurch.

You’ll come down from the Lurch with an unpleasant bump. And the chances are, then, that you’ll be in a Slump.

And when you’re in a Slump, you’re not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.

You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted. But mostly they’re darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?

And if you go in, should you turn left or right…or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite? Or go around back and sneak in from behind? Simple it’s not, I’m afraid you will find, for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.

You can get so confused that you’ll start in to race down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space, headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.

The Waiting Place…for people just waiting.

Waiting for a train to go or a bus to come, or a plane to go or the mail to come, or the rain to go or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow or waiting around for a Yes or No or waiting for their hair to grow. Everyone is just waiting.

Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite or waiting around for Friday night or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil, or a Better Break or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants or a wig with curls, or Another Chance. Everyone is just waiting.

No! That’s not for you!
Somehow you’ll escape all that waiting and staying. You’ll find the bright places where Boom Bands are playing. With banner flip-flapping, once more you’ll ride high! Ready for anything under the sky. Ready because you’re that kind of a guy!

Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.

Except when they don’t. Because, sometimes, they won’t.

I’m afraid that some times you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ‘cause you’ll play against you.

All Alone!
Whether you like it or not, Alone will be something you’ll be quite a lot.

And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants. There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.

But on you will go though the weather be foul. On you will go though your enemies prowl. On you will go though the Hakken-Kraks howl. Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. On and on you will hike. And I know you’ll hike far and face up to your problems whatever they are.

You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.

And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)

Kid, you’ll move mountains!
So…be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray or Mordecai Ale Van Allen O’Shea, you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!