Shopping Spree

I spend my first day.
Shopping.

Define: Shopping. an activity which woman favours,that uses eons of time to over indulge.

DUn squint at me and ask if i am a woman.I am still a girl.
I do not like to use excessive time shopping.

Anywayz its surpring how time virtually RUNS AWAY while you are shopping...

My mommy and i went to john little to shop....And there was this place where all the bed sheets were 70% off so the prices ranged frm $3 to 10$ tops...


At that point i understood the lethal power of tai tais....

They came in hoards swarming all around each one bringing a maid to help them carry stuff....And all were calling frens to come over...

A typical sale snatching conversation

Taitai: Oui john little the bed sheet very nice and cheap...u hurry comeover
Taitai on other end: you are suppose to be at work....WHAT!? SALE !? WHERE WHERE????
Taitai;ai ya tell the boss i take half day off...i am shopping at orchard..

And every word i swear i heard....

Then all of them were snatching the bed sheets...

My mother was deliriously happy about the sale...

Who could blame her? the adreline is able to even put a man in interest.

If not the wife would force him to....

It was a good expierence....An important life lesson...

I think this will be more useful than math.