what would you

What would you do if............

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1- you find out that are being followed?

Hmm…nudge my friend ,point and laugh

2- you lost your hand fone in sch.?

lose my head

3- the guy you dislike most says he have a crush on you?

Heck care and blog about it

4- you were given a flute on your birthday?

Play it like a recorder.


5- you inherited a million dollars?

Use the money for necessities


6- your annoying sibling woke you up when you were having a sweet dream?

call her an idiot and bemoan my loss


7- your pet starts toking to you?

Get a heart attack or ask the dog if I have magic powers

8- the teacher give your class a surprise test comprising 7 chapters in your science textbook.

Get the whole class to complain together with me

9- you were to be a guy for one day?

Examine how guys treat woman and then when I am a woman, correct them or more importanly…sissfy them and rule the world

10- the person you love is a gay/les?

call them a freak of nature and ask them how they plan to reproduce

11- you got 0/100 for you geography final year paper?

demand that I get to correct the paper myself

12- you see Osama walking around Serangoon central?

call F.B.I or S.O.S, pull his moustach if he is nice and won’t kill me.

13- a fairy give you a wish?

Ask for unlimited wishes

15- the person beside you farted during foot drill and a very fierce sir is staring at the squad?

stare at the person

16- you realise holiday is over and you havent completed a single assignment?

complain on msn. and hurry through it …

17- some clowns kick a soccerball and hit your drink which splash on your uniform during recess?

Shriek,glare and ask for money

18- someone annoys you?

shut up
19- your hair is shave bald by the hair dresser?

wail miserably and blame the hairdresser,demand for my refund and the cost to have a custom made wig.

20.someone put a lizard in your bag
Scream.