DISCLAIMER:All information in this post is true in some sense, false in some sense, and meaningless in some sense.
The bird park is bigger then I imagined and a lot less stinker. I therefore declare, the bird park is safe to trod on.
Unless of course, you are
- Allergic to birds
- Hater of birds
- Just -can��t-stand-the-fact-they-have-wings person
- You are just plain scared the birds will suddenly decide to have fun and attack you in flocks.
- You actually read the news and has a phobia for the AVIAN DISEASE.
If any of the above reasons are applicable to you. I highly recommend you to stay away from the bird park and steer yourself to the zoo.
Actually the only places where you encounter birds that may attack you is at the lorry loft. Its spacious and very clean but beware. WHEN YOU FEED THEM. Things can get a little crazy as shown. These are the little accidents that happened to my poor friends at the lorry loft. Those sweet little birds are really quite devilish. {Raises fingers and begins to tick them off.} A lorry pukes/urine/did some serious ew business on my friend. A lorry ate my classmates worksheet(that��s a classic) And one of the lories bit my friend.
We were also nearly attacked my big blue turkey like bird at the enclosure. Nice one....But that was imagination hyper drive�� Too much sponge bob��Although that��s not a bad thing.
So ends my day and I must say pelicans look queer .
And ugly.
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