I hate sappy stuff

I hate sappy stuff.
If you want sappy
Disguise it as classy.
It’s the only way to go.

FIESTA SPIRIT mounting
I don’t care if everything flunks
It won’t.

The little pirate ship is pathetic
But it will be great amusement for kids.
There is ALWAYS the bungee
And ponies.

I don’t have time to post.
Debating on whether to bring Camera.
It will be a fantastic photo opportunity to get
A headstart in my photo competition.

But it might get stolen.
Still debating.
No conclusion.

Should I promote our event?
ST NICHOLAS IS A HOLDING A FANTABULOUS FUNFAIR THIS MARCH THE 11th.

COME IF YOU WILL(