Elevator Music?

I crashed at the thearter yesterday and watched the devil wears prada.

I learnt two things.

1. When going to paris,look through a camera lens to admire its beauty because our poor naked eyes can't see it anyway else.

2.Gowns are pretty

The funny thing is it led me to thinking was washing clothes.I know you seperate the dark coloured clothes from the light coloured ones but what if its on the same shirt.

Lets say,stripes.

Which pile does it belong to?

What if the black messes up the white? Wouldn't mimes have a hard time washing their clothes?Even my mother can't answer the question and you know how most mothers are household goddess:)

I searched the website.Came up with funny answers.One forum had a whole lot of people saying.THROW IT AWAY. or don't buy it.

WHich brings me to the next question.Why do supermarkets chain up the batteries.They don't chain up the carving knives they sell,or the watermelons(serious potential killers). So why the batteries?I mean the mama shops don't chain up their batteries.

Puzzling puzzlers.And even more ridiculous answers from the web.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

Seriously.if people eat the batteries.then i kinda get it.
Oh yes and i think a way overdue....

TOP TEN WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.

2. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

6. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

7. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

8. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

9.Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace"

10.Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

That is all

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