Elevator Music?

I think I will just decide to have a chinese spasm during my speech on friday and start speaking in cantonese.

Because cantonese is a subset of chinese no?

Ellen Page has a really cool ipod playlist.

I feel like that old claymation movie where the vain celery wilted under the sunshine because she wanted to suntan.

Do the words "cool" and "ipod" run in the same sentence anymore?

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