09 July, 2008

In which there is a disclaimer

I will not be blogging very often henceforth because of prior obligations ( O Levels).

Thus this is the last sane post which you'll be getting and a very long one at it.


In which a round about way is found in saying “Shit it’s the 12th of July already?”

Father Time and I were just conversing last year about how the months seem to fly by. He was a bucket full of mockery and I trapped in my own little quagmire of self pity. We are not the best of friends. It’s a fragile relationship, hanging on the delicate balance of role of pursuer and the pursued (I mostly being the former). We are never happy half the time and we just make do with the other half, although I have caught him trying to tip the scales in his favour.

Recently though, his shop is always closed. Something about running out of stock.

Ha. Yeah, right. You’re never going to flip the sign are you. I can see you behind the silts in the curtains. Tea and crumpets?

Bastard.

In which many things tread a thin line



I have not been the best of lit students lately. (Frightening powers of perception, wherefore art thou?) So perhaps my take on the video will be a little skewered.

Somehow, between the waffle, I think the bottom line is: Life’s unfair. There are thinking films and then there are films like this which make you wonder if it was just pretentious or you're totally not getting 'it'

Right, it’s well executed though. It almost takes itself too seriously with the sepia toning but it looks very nostalgic (?)


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Comic by Amanda Bussel

Twilight.

I have so far refrained from calling it the next Harry Potter but I think it’s pretty official that it has reached holy grail status to fangirls worldwide cemented by bad popular fan ficiton and general fangirling. It’s not hard to see why, Romeo and Juliet is timeless.

If Shakespeare were still alive, he could make a billion every time a Romeo/ Juliet parallel is made.

I swear though, the heroine (for the lack of a better word) is suppose to be afraid of Sparkling!Vampires.

Vampire:*Sparkles*

Bella: -Stunned-

Vampire:
I don’t scare you?

Reader: *Waits for punch line or hysterical laughter
anyway*

Punch line:* Does not come*

What it actually says: ….
Incandescent chest, his scrintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender
lid…

Plot: *Dies*


In which there is a character meme


Between Goffick! Sue( Her outright rejection for mainstream media was never taken quite seriously) and Chameleon! Sue ( Her doe-eyed innocence and morphing ways has enabled her to land several leads in mangas as a brunette, blonde and raven haired beauty alternatively) Mary Sue 1078 has never quite came into her role as the Anti Sue she was being molded into.

Armed with a pyromaniac tendencies and a flammable pillow sidecake, she seeks her fortune elsewhere in the world. She has attempted to change her name twice (Alberta and Cornelia) and hopes to be third time lucky with her own invented name IWILLDOMINATETHEWORLD.

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About time I properly introduced the girl anyway. She used to be a projection of me but I don't think I look that deformed even on normal days.

So now she has a story (sort of) and family.

This is just one half of the meme. Awesome meme by Twelfth .


Everyone is busy but I’m tagging everyone who just read the entire meme.

It doesn’t matter if all you have to draw with is MSPaint or blood. I’d love to see what your own character looks like or even existing characters doing the funny things listed in the meme.

Download meme here

In which there is life happening

I took 7 test this week (or 6 I can't tell) and the world didn't explode.

I never thought it was possible, see you never know until you try.

Maths teacher's are diabolic. They are the only ones who can set a 60 minute test and make math puns at the end of the paper. (Algae-Bra)

Too much starch this week.

No more mushroom and cheese.


In which undying gratitude (and apologies) is expressed


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MY HEART BURNS FOR YOU:)

Thank you friends, family and random people who I don't know! Thank you for voting even though all you get is a small chance of going to Phuket for free.

Sorry for all the people in the youth catergory who are getting flamed (HAHA! FLAMED GET IT? because Mary Sue set you guys on fire and...-dribble off-).

You make realllyyyy pretty lights.

Oh and there is way to find out if i'm leading, you are leading if you wear that crown thing. I don't really like wadding through the OMY site though. It's like plunging into a sea of information mostly but at the same time getting a lobotomy.

I'm sorry again but citizen journalism is really not going anywhere. Yet.

Please keep voting ( you can vote as many times as you want. Well, a vote per day) because I want my first original chracter to have a sparkling tiara.



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