I will post about my life later but for now:
Tell us: What's Better: The 'Twilight' series or 'Harry Potter'?
The article is lacking but the comments? Pure gold.
If failure was an element on the periodic table, twilight would be composed entirely of failure atoms, destined for nothing but failure, H bonding with other failure atoms to form a noncovalent network of failure, its electrons jumping from one failure orbital to the next of higher failure, releasing failure as it dropped back downward toward an even lower level of failure.
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I also have an angsty teenager who follows me around.
Posted by: Pikachu
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the werewolves and vampires will look up and shout 'Save us!'. And I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'
Posted by: Raw Shark
One does not simply dazzle into Mordor.
Posted by: Boromir
I don't know why everyone is so upset about Twilight. I thought Edward did a marvelous job of keeping Bella right where she needed to be. I read it to my girlfriend while I had her chained to the wall, and she totally agrees with me.
Posted by: Opressive stalker
This worries me. Carry on.
Posted by: Tim Gunn
Okay, I'm done.
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