Elevator Music?

In which the big question in life is asked

"Why doesn't Coles sell M&Ms?"


In which morning cheeriness is squashed

From somewhere above the class(where I like to think of as a potions dungeons because it smells like gym socks and other bodily excretions all mingled and boiled in a cauldron of bad aftertaste. This may be entirely irrelevant or relevant to the continuation of the sentence but I just want you to know that there are classrooms underground.) there is singing.

"It's a beautiful morning and... fine don't sing a long then."

"Okay, I won't."


In which bad jokes are an international phenomenon

"What is the worst part of global warming?"

"Don't know."

"The atmosphere!"

-insert imaginary cymbals here-

In which maths is proven to be boring. Again.

The minute hand finally moves.

"Are you done?"

"You just set me the question two minutes ago."

"Well, work faster."

The clock ticks.

"Are you done now?"

"NO."

Pause.

"My god, teaching maths is just as boring as doing maths."

In which there is ~*pRoN*~



Save your children!

In which there is a whole host of movies that will be awesome













I vaguely remember a book but then the amazingness of the poster distracted me.

















....

I am tired.

In which there is a resolution to be a little bit happier next week