Elevator Music?

Conversations with one's non-existent inner voice.

Me: Come closer.
Okay, here's the plan. On Thursday,we will have sit in protest. So we will sit in our seats and refuse to do the chemistry test. Then they can't make us do it.After which,we will tour the world and educate people on how the Mole Concept potentially induces an increased risk of hyper tension, asthma and diabetes...

Voice in my Head: Diabetes?

Me: I eat more when i study. If fact did you know,if you squash strawberries in between two cornflakes it tastes kinda good, especially when dunked in Coke.

Voice In My Head:-Silence-

Me: On to my diabolical plan. When we have brainwashed the people of the world, they will naturally overthrow the mole concept and have it removed from the face of this planet.Then we will need a new concept and because they have been brainwashed by us,we will introduce the new concept.

This concept will be that there is no concept in the first place and no one needs to know how to calculate atoms because we are actually made out of....Lamas.

The plan is brilliant. BRILLIANT!

Voice in my head:
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.
I do not exist,therefore i do not belong to this lunatic.