Elevator Music?

The bus moves sluggishly.

In fact,I am pretty certain this is what slugs are reincarnated to.

Big slabs of metals on wheels that moves as if its going to get a heart stroke if they drive above 30km/h.

Singapore buses smell funny. It hasn't changed since I complained about getting on my very first bus in 1997 (haze,heat what more of a atrocious weather can you ask for?)

The scent is acrid. It's a mix of sweat, old plastic and a curious attempt at disinfection(HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.).

Sure,maybe it's wonderful compared to those in India but all the same it's funny that we are able to spend money setting up more ERP gantrys yet not able to upgrade our buses.

Oh right I forgot, ERP generates more money.

Well FOOEY TO YOU then.