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Plane Geometry test, tomorrow.

Mathematics tuition. 8pm-10pm.

8.45pm

My tuition teacher leans over and examines what I'm doing. Normally I would be protective and freeze but it seems that the question took care of that, being difficult and all.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"Trying to use the midpoint theorem." I say. I'm not really trying at all.

"Midpoint theorem. Really?"

"Really."

"How much success are you having?"

"Zero."

9.18pm

"-mandarin profanity-, I'm beginning to hate this topic," he mutters under his breath but I can hear every single word anyway.

"If life is fair, why do roses have thorns?"

Cue weird looks.

9.45pm

"Okay so there is no name for this theorem yet but it is very important to remember this result that if the angle is bisected then-"

"Wait, how do I support the proof then? Name it the 'if it's wrong blame the 10 year series'?"






I bet Karma is going to have a hell of a party seeing how nasty I am to tuition teachers.