Elevator Music?

Beverly is unavalible today so i will be taking her place to update you on her alternate life.

So,today,i found something interesting.

Its a blog entry generator. For people who want to add spice in their lives but have no idea how to and instead trip and tumble over words.

I shall join the fray and use the blog generator. Life could always be more lively.

So here's what happened today according to my blog entry generator:


I was in my room this morning, doing some cleaning up, when a CHAO AH PEK come by and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!!!!!!!

I tried to be reasonable so I asked politely why he did that. But you know what the f***** did? HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUE TO JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD!!!! I was going to confront the CHAO AH PEK further, but I was scared he might punch my fragile new fake nose, deforming it permanently and leaving me ugly forever. :( So I walked away quietly.SO ANGRY! I HOPE HE DROPS DEAD AND TWITCHES IN AGONY BEFORE HE DIES, THAT LOUSY, MUTHA******* CHAO AH PEK!

I am so f******* irritated with that CHAO AH PEK! So what if he is a CHAO AH PEK? Doesn't mean he can just JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD like that. If every single CHAO AH PEK come and JUMP OUT FROM MY CUPBOARD, I still need to live meh?!!

Quite eventful actually to think of it. I mean, who knew I could accomplish so much while Beverly was at school.

What?

Oh yes, Beverly will be returning shortly after Sports Day where she will witness primary kids singularly demolish her beautiful moonlight sewn wings.

And cry.

She promises that she will take pictures and post them here tomorrow. I wish she would stop using me as a stand in.

She really isn't treating you guys right. I mean who uses a stand in alter ego to blog for her while she does her maths. Completely unforgivable!

You should throw tomatoes at her.