Elevator Music?

Edit/This post is two days late mainly because i forgot to post it on my main page.

Fully mortified myself today. Its one thing to do an eulogy but its different when there are no coffins around.

May my butchered speech Rest in Peace and find happiness in wherever dead speeches go.

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Well thats done,can't say i will miss it. Another thing (or things depending on how you look at it) that is about to acquire wings are the Upper Primary Kids in our school.

You see, the theme allocated to Yellow house this year is Rain.

There is a huge secret i am about to divulge to you.

All upper primary kids are Rain Fairies.

Yes, it is the biggest gathering of Rain Fairies in the history of Rain Fairies. So huge that they are getting the Secondary girls to fix their wings for them, by force.

As the evil dictator said " Do them nicely or you know how they get. They will compare their wings.They will say "Eee...Why your one nicer then mine." Do you want them to think that you are mistreating them?"

God forbid they think that we are mistreating them.

So while they coo "Oooo... So pretty..."

We wrap their wings in silver moon beams (or as mortals call them, Aluminum foil) and sew strong cobwebs( straps) to produce the light fluttering wings.(disguised cardboard)
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