Elevator Music?

In the immortal words of.

Well,I don't think any immortal would spew any profanities but

WHAT THE HELL DOES AVRIL THINK SHE IS DOING?

If this is a show a maturity, Avril can stop growing up. In fact, she can start growing down.

The classy makeover was fine. You want to get married? Okay go ahead.Save the population crisis.But has this all addled her head?

Where do i even being?

The song itself being awful, like someone had found a bag of Britney Spear's old pop tricks and decided to turn it into something worse. Or maybe Avril hired Paris Hilton's lyricist. This song has Money's fingerprint all over it. Classic example of using sex appeal to conquer the masses.

Please take a moment to gasp with me.

Avril has proclaimed that she was never punk rock. She was always more pop rock. Her songs have also always been fully commercialised,you wouldn't call it alternative. It was pop, fair and square. She was considered one of the few people who salvaged the pop music industry alongside singers like Michelle Branch.

She was almost like a Heavenly Queen.

And now she has clearly fallen from grace.

Wait,perhaps this is a clever trick. Its a show of rebellion against people who thought she was punk and now she is just trying to show she can do whatever she wants.

Avril now you're like so whatever.

You can do so much better.